Kazic, go take a COLD shower right now
"--And die of hypothermia? Nah..." You would have if it weren't so damn cold outside.
That dream was more vivid than you wanted to admit. Left you a "little" hot and bothered even. Not that you'd admit aloud that you probably looked like you had a fever. Oh, you were running feverish, alright, just not for the reasons she would have expected. The image played over and over, the image burned into your brain and you wanted to smack yourself for it. You instinctively crossed a leg over the other just in case any tells happened...Best to keep it to yourself and play innocent and solve that issue later...
Best to put on that goofy face she hated so much to make her eventually leave you back to your own devices.
"--Its like, -6.6 c degrees outside right now. You wanna get rid of me that badly, Princess?" You knew she didn't but it would help to tease her with pet names she couldn't stand to get her to leave as soon as possible. If not, you just might end up being a dead man, one way or another.