#lmhdora

[mkhood]

TEXT ✉️✆ DORAKATE

Mary Kate: Is it some kind of cruel irony that it's cold af outside but that makes running feel like my lungs are on fire?

[philapostolos]

@doraapostolos:

I hate it when you’re right, especially about stuff like this. Oh well! At least they’re not shipping me with other boys in the castle. You’re the best one, even as a complete non-option. I can choose to look at it as a compliment.

Hey, that’s not giving the rest of boy-kind very much credit! Have you ever considered making a list of ones that you think are almost as good as me? Because now I’m kind of curious if there’s anyone capable of meeting your standards, sis. I don’t want to leave you all alone when I go off and get trapped in a cursed vault someday.

[jamesdubois]

TEXT 🎉 DIMMY

Jimmy: Heeey, congrats! Word in the locker room is that you've already got scouts interested in you and you're only a sixth year. AND they're not even scouts from my future team, they're scouts from places that like playing better than partying, nicely done.

[philapostolos]

HON Dora, Mary Kate, Ariana

@doraapostolos is my sister, who other people find hot but who I find to be... my sister. @mkhood and @arianawaialiki are both very attractive, though. 

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT

[philapostolos]

What are your thoughts on the Slug Club?

Networking isn’t really my cup of tea, but @doraapostolos likes to go, so I go too. 

[mkhood]

@doraapostolos:

Honestly! It’s like they think we care more about the wrong kind of scoring; I’ll never understand it.

I’d say maybe they’ve never felt what it’s like to win a Quidditch game in their whole life, except there are definitely people on both of our teams that I wouldn’t be surprised to see skip practice to have sex instead.

[gwenkluck]

Cassie, Dora, Gani

Bed: @doraapostolos! Yes, please. 

Wed: @hufflecass. Sherwood solidarity strikes again.

Behead: @ganiambrosius. The world’s going to be a much better place when people with backwards views like hers die out. Honestly, she’s worse than all the homophobic grandmothers I’ve met in my life.

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.

[mkhood]

Dora, Mindy, Ariana

Bed: @arianawaialiki. To make up for killing you earlier!

Wed: @doraapostolos. Seriously, can I marry into the Apostolos fam already?

Behead: @mindymacintosh. I like her fine, but she freaks me out a little, too.

WED, BED, AND BEHEAD.