#dash:dora

[philapostolos]

@doraapostolos:

I hate it when you’re right, especially about stuff like this. Oh well! At least they’re not shipping me with other boys in the castle. You’re the best one, even as a complete non-option. I can choose to look at it as a compliment.

Hey, that’s not giving the rest of boy-kind very much credit! Have you ever considered making a list of ones that you think are almost as good as me? Because now I’m kind of curious if there’s anyone capable of meeting your standards, sis. I don’t want to leave you all alone when I go off and get trapped in a cursed vault someday.

[mkhood]

@doraapostolos:

Honestly! It’s like they think we care more about the wrong kind of scoring; I’ll never understand it.

I’d say maybe they’ve never felt what it’s like to win a Quidditch game in their whole life, except there are definitely people on both of our teams that I wouldn’t be surprised to see skip practice to have sex instead.