#lmhruby

[faciliersfreddie]

TEXT ✉️% RUDDIE

Freddie: So honestly, what was the difference between your mama's hair and a philosopher's stone?

[cassidypuff]

TEXT ✉♀ CASBY

Cassidy: Do you think everyone hates me? Because I'm just trying to help people solve their problems by helping them figure out any mysteries, but people act like... it's a bad thing? I don't understand what I'm doing wrong :(

[calcalhoun]

TEXT ✉️✆ CALBY

Cal: It's a beautiful morning, don't you think? I haven't seen your face in the common room yet but there's a lump under a blanket that looks kind of like the shape of you and I was just wondering if you needed me to go and fetch you some coffee or if the lump's someone else?

[kallyambrosius]

TEXT ✉️% KUBY

Kally: So I got these pineapple earrings for Christmas and I'm getting really conflicting messages about what they mean. Some people say they mean welcoming, others say it makes you a SWINGER! Not that I'm married to be a swinger, but still! What does it mean where you're from?

[jamesdubois]

TEXT ✉️ø RUMMY

Jimmy: Is it REALLY easier to sneak to the kitchens at night from Hufflepuff than it is from Gryffindor? I mean, what good is proximity if the guards should probably all be close to the final destination if they're smart?

[cassidypuff]

WIS your roommates!

@rvbyfitzherbert and @tangoderoxie seem like they’d be a good balance!

@janegoode would be sooooo cute with @gryffinben!

@riverxmist is a little tougher to figure out but I think she’d be precious with @calcalhoun or @levlumos!

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT