Legally "Bronde" || LN04 || CH.02
type :: crack/fluff/smau
tw/cw :: swearing, std mentions, slut shaming mention, suicide jokes, threatening jokes
summary :: lawyer!reader defends lando and proves he's not the father of his one night stand. this leads to her first ever promotion! becoming lando's personal lawyer- huh?? what!! nono you never agreed to that- wait.. that's a lot of money...
f1/f2 masterlist || series master list
CHAP. 01 | CHAP. 03
liked by oscarpiastri, yourusername, lando, and 7,941,722 others f1.news : After 3.5 weeks of silence, (Y/N) (L/N) came out with a 2 hour long YouTube video debunking every statement made against her. She proved she's not dating nor having any sexual relations with Lando Norris. - She did this by providing documentation of Lando Norris having multiple STDs from April 25th to August 27th. She then did an STD test multiple times through 3 different clinics, proving herself clean, meaning she could not have had any sexual relations with Norris. - She also debunked even more rumors, such as calling her a slut, party girl, nepobaby, and many more. Even going as far to show her yearbook photo in which she was voted "most likely to die alone." She truly hates men. - Her video went viral for her extremely proper demeanor with small hints of humor throughout. She earned 300k subscribers and 400k Instagram followers since the video posted.
user 05: She did NOT come to play
⎯→ user 10: TBH I feel like she didn't need to do ALL of this.
⎯→ user 22: Yeah she didn't NEED to, but she stayed formal, legal, and classy. I love it for her
⎯→ user 75: If my entire career was at risk you BET I'd fight for my life
user 12: I bet the Lando fangirls feel bad now....
⎯→ user 04: We'd like to sincerely apologize 💔
user 99: I KNEEEWWWWW SHE WAS INNOCENT
⎯→ user 02: You want a trophy or smth?
⎯→ user 99: Yes tf?
user 05: I love her omg I hope she stays around F1
user 05: I'd DEF watch any vlogs or videos she makes, she explains everything so nicely