RP: Safe Cracking 101
In which Lennart finds something
Starring: Lennart, Dickie
* Lennart smiles broadly, tilting his head from side to side as he inches open the Facilitator’s Office door more, stepping inside finally after thorough scoping it out. He folds his arms, checking the piles of papers and half-built prototypes around the room*
<Lennart> Ohoh… quite a well-used workplace… I approve…
* Lennart lifts a small, barely-finished piece of metal from the wooden surface, examining it with a furrowed brow*
* Dickie follows the older man falteringly. His voice is a whisper, muffled beneath the ragged folds of his cloak.*
<Dickie> Mr. Pengersen Sir… It isn’t usual…
* Dickie clears his throat softly*
<Dickie> Perhaps we ought to - ah, ha, only - The Facilitator sir… The manual is PARTICULARLY clear on the matter…
* Dickie glances around the dimly lit room. It is cold, and bare rebar shows in the crumbled ceiling. The sound of soft dripping is about them.*
<Dickie> If we’re caught we’ll be - You know, Sir. Hung.
* Lennart pauses, setting the prototype down. One of his eyebrows quirks mirthfully, and his smile reforms*
<Lennart> My boy… I know you were somewhat behind from the ship, but did you think that blowtorched hole in the blast-doors was some sort of accident? We are here to… gather resources, my friend… ahah…!
<Dickie> Oh. I see.
* Dickie smiles uneasily*
<Dickie> FAC 314 was h - handsomely financed, Sir.
* Lennart chuckles, rubbing his large hands together. He looks around, lifting papers and opening drawers*
<Lennart> Ah, then plenty to borrow! AHAH!
* Lennart laughs loud, the booming laughter echoing across the tiny, messy office*
* Dickie gathers his cloak in his hands, and steps around the warped, folded metal of the damaged walls, over fallen ceiling tiles, and stacked paperwork. He speaks softly, and reverently.*
<Dickie> We could hear the machine speaking, Sir. Telling its fortunes. Why slash Enn. One kind word can change a person’s day for the better. All day. And all night.
* Dickie regards Lennart. He repositions his spectacles*
<Dickie> Asking if the Warden cared for a game of Solitaire.
* Dickie swallows, and coughs lightly. His laugh is hollow.*
<Dickie> Ah ha. But, of course, a gallant highwayman is ah - ever unafraid!
* Lennart blinks, his gaze following Dickie for a long while, remaining silent, lips slightly parted. He begins to speak when his attention drifts to just beyond his companion’s shoulder. He walks forward, pushing Dickie gently aside, and shifting a paper taped to the wall. Beyond is a small dial, set into the metal surface*
<Lennart> Ahhh.. HAH!
* Lennart thumps his hand down into Dickie’s shoulder, smiling widely at him*
* Dickie is rocked by the hand. He half staggers, and resits his glasses on his face.*
<Dickie> Ah, Mr. Pengersen, Sir?
* Lennart chuckles, tearing down the paper, some sort of mechanism design, and poking the wall behind it*
<Lennart> Sssh… a safe, m’boy…
* Lennart can barely hide his glee as he fumbles in his collar, withdrawing several small devices from compartments within. He slots earpieces in, and begins toying with the small sensors, flicking the dial away casually*
<Lennart> Mmm… such excitement… such anticipation!
* Dickie’s eyes grow wide with mischief, and he glances behind them, to the open door, and back again to Lennart. His smile is thin and he is exhilarated.*
<Dickie> Priceless heirlooms, Sir. Requisition them - with utmost swiftness!
* Lennart chuckles, shaking his head. He motions for Dickie to join him, crouched at head-height to the dial of the safe, as he works*
<Lennart> Yes, yes… Oh, for the impatience of the young… how much I’d get done! Ahaha! Come here, my little friend, we’ll see if there’s some safecracker beneath that gentlemanly visage, oho…
* Dickie comes to his side, attentive, adjusting his spectacles*
<Dickie> I have one question Sir.
* Lennart pops one of the small, somewhat-worn earbuds out, looking over, head tilted*
<Lennart> Well, no time like the present, ahah…! Fire away, metaphorically of course...
<Dickie> … What IS Solitaire, Sir?
* Lennart blinks, somewhat taken-aback*
<Lennart> I… well, it is a card game… played solitarily… Oddly enough, oho…
* Lennart finally regains his composure, having been left teetering on the edge of laughter*
<Lennart> Aha… hah… Any further questions before we return to the lesson?
* Lennart chuckles*
* Dickie smiles, following the other man’s expression*
<Dickie> None Sir.
* Lennart offers one of the tiny, worn earbuds, the small device dwarfed further by his large palm*
<Lennart> Here…
* Dickie takes the device, and places it in his ear to listen. The Facility around them creaks and settles. His face is expressionless and intent.*
<Dickie> I hear nothing, Sir.
* Lennart shakes his head, beginning to turn the dial. As he does, the soft clicking is amplified in the small earpierce. His small smiles widens, and he continues to turn*
<Lennart> Sssh… listen for… an… ah… off-click, is what my... Hm... First employer, called it…
* Lennart voice is a subdued, rumbling half-whisper as he works*
<Dickie> … There, Mr. Pengersen. I thought I - perhaps I was mistaken, but, ah… The faintest…
* Lennart pauses, running the dial back a few notches, then nodding quickly in confirmation*
<Lennart> Ah, good, m’boy! Either my ears grow dull or you’re a natural!
* Lennart thick eyebrows quirk*
<Lennart> Perhaps both, AHAH!
* Lennart booming laugh echoes unhelpfully through the earpiece*
<Dickie> Listen for Victory, Sir!
* Dickie returns to his intense analysis of the clicks, breath held. A few moments pass, the other man turning the dial with the same slow, rhythmic precision of a second hand on a clockface*
<Dickie> AH! Sir! Two, Sir!
* Lennart nods, smiling broadly*
<Lennart> Good, good!
* Lennart blinks, pausing for a long second*
<Lennart> Ah… hm.
* Lennart shunts his large shoulder into the thick safe door, which finally judders open, Lennart clapping his hands softly*
<Lennart> AHAH! Ah… victory, correct m’boy?
* Lennart ruffles the younger thief’s hair in a rewarding and commiserating fashion*
<Dickie> Oh, well done Mr. Pengersen! And yes, quite so, Sir!
* Dickie stands, and loudly proclaims*
<Dickie> IN TIMES OF NATIONAL STRIFE ARTS, MUSIC, LITERATURE AND POPULAR BROADCASTS CAN BE - ah - used to - INVIGORATE COMFORT AND INSPIRE! Listen for Victory!
* Lennart blinks, nodding slowly*
<Lennart> Ah… well… hah. Good to hear, m’boy!
* Lennart smiles broadly, looking up from flicking through the papers from within the safe, examining the much more complete-looking device that previously sat upon them*
<Lennart> Ohoh! And our prize! The… ah… facility’s completed research..!
*Dickie stares at the gathering of wire and pieced metal*
<Dickie> Is it - is it a microphone, Sir? The parabolic reflector -
*Lennart thumbs the next page open, shaking his head slowly as his smile grows wider*
<Lennart> No… oho…! Much more valuable…!
*He looks up, before freezing, one eyebrow cocked*
<Lennart> Ah… Dickie, my boy… the uh… computer… the… AI? It has… begun humming…
*Lennart turns, attempting to stumble upright as the large computer dominating much of the far wall begins to activate, lights pinpricking the metal surface*







