#lobatamy

[stevenloves]

They want my brain

but they cant have it because they would let it sit and not use it

[imthetroutman]

When to enroll your child in daily Troutworship classes

Your child will be at the harvesting age at approximately eight and two thirds of a year. She or he will begin to show signs of Troutful Audacity, and may brashly say "blub" in public. Should this happen, take her or his hand and recite verse 4:44 of the Fishlord Tome of Pisces. Should the budding Troutfollower refuse to bow and peel back her or his elbow tissue, perform a frontal lobotomy with a whisk and a roll of bubblegum. Your child is now prepared to undergo stage one of the Fishlord Following initiation.