#lobstronomousskeleton

[kazriku]

@lobstronomousskeleton children are weird. Or maybe they're seeing things we don't see... Or maybe they're tryna imagine themselves as us.

[vraik]

26 AND 27

Name a ship that ended like you wanted it to.Korra and Asami 

Name a ship that deserved better in the endDaniel and Armand are technically the last one AND this. They wound up back together in the last shitty book (because this series WON’T. FUCKING. DIE.), but it happens entirely offscreen and is mentioned offhandedly in one line to explain ANOTHER character’s angst. And meanwhile there were the years and years before that where Anne decided she couldn’t be bothered with Daniel and so threw him headlong into a break from reality and had Armand dump him because of reasons and plot says so. 

[crispystar]

I’VE MISSED YOU

-AAH NEMO I missed you a whole lot too !! ;UU; (THAT IMAGE THOUGH OMG--) Life has been good but hELLO BUSY !! I hope you’re doing well on your side?? <3 

[candlehat-blog]

lobstronomousskeleton replied to your post:Mini vent about telephone anxiety and pissy...

im so sorry, you got a very jaded/undertrained idiot on the phone. I was a secretary for my school and being like that is a big customer service nono if you didnt know ur ID they should hav easked ur name FIRST and helped you out kindly. im so sorry man *pats* what an ass

Yeah, that’s kind of what I figured! Even the community college people I’ve called (who are most likely getting paid less) were nicer than that. I don’t know, it just would never really cross my mind to be like that to someone on the phone. I’m okay though, thank you. :) I just hate phone calls omg

[vraik]

abby-something replied to your photoset

SO YOU REALLY ARE YOUR ICON

bpd-cecilpalmer replied to your photoset

I recognize that this is not the point of your post, but your glasses are excellent.

lobstronomousskeleton replied to your photoset

fucking adorable. the both of you. <3333333

You are all utterly darling. I don’t even know how to begin expressing my fondness.

(and would you believe that the glasses predated the icon? Neither can I, practically; it pleases me immensely nonetheless).

[vraik]

Fiddlestan, Stanley and fidds go to the beach for spring break please! wooohooo congrats on the followers! <33333

THANKS, MY DUDE. I THINK I ENDED UP MAKING SUBTEXTY GEN, BUT I TRIED.

“My back’s gonna go out just lookin’ at em!” Stan complained.He’d had far too few opportunities to tell kids to get off his lawn (which hadn’treally been his, anyway) in Gravity Falls, and he fully intended to make up forlost time now that they were staring down a sea of spring breakers. Granted, itstill wasn’t his lawn.

“I don’t get it.” He turned to the bearded old man laid outbeside him on a sunchair, a protective pair of sunglasses tucked safely overhis beard. “You got all that fancy patent money, and you blow it on some beachhouse you only use three times a year!”

“This way I can wave to you fellers whenever you’re comin orgoing!” Fiddleford chirped.

And maybe he did get that – doing whatever it took to feel alittle less left behind, even if all it amounted to was standing on the dockswhile you watched the people you cared about sail out of reach. “Y’know,” hescratched the back of his neck. “You could just come with us sometime.”

“Nah. I was gone long enough outta my own head. I’m not donecatchin up with my boy.”

It still caught Stan off guard, remembering that Crazy OldMan McGucket had pieced his marbles back together (remembering years of clarity stitched together, and the moment it got to be too painful to hope for). Especially when he saidsharp, coherent things in between sips of a straw that looped all the wayaround his head. “Right, right. Family first. Just, uh, thought I’d offer.”

“That’s why I bought this place! Won’t waste a second ofwhen you Pines are around.” Fiddleford plunked a new, alarmingly pink drinkinto his hand, fingers lingering as they watched three college students pukethe contents of their stomachs and possibly several internal organs onto thesand. “Family first.”

[gryphsdeadbones]

are you alright???????

im ok now!! thank u nemo ;;

[somepointsomewhere]

what would you do if you ever met a mermaid/ merman ?

Next 16 questions will be answered truthfully. @lobstronomousskeleton

“I have met merpeople before, actually. At first I was really excited, and I kept asking all sorts of questions. Then I got a fish tossed in my mouth.”