Stanford Filbrick Pines

Indie Stanford Pines. Selective & low activity.

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I’m feeling kinda sappy and nostalgic. If any of my old pals are still hanging around, you can find me and my new OCs over on @eldritchsign.

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You remember that inheritance au from like 6 years ago???

can you give me a few details? My memory is pretty damn shoddy but I’m sure it’ll click if you give me a bit of a refresher lmao

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it's good to see that the fandom's tradition of demonizing stanford while completely absolving stanley of any wrongdoing ever is still alive and well

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Richard J. Carver, a private investigator heavily inspired by the concepts of Unfiction and Alternate Reality Games. Penned by Jay. 21+.

Home. Rules. Info. IC Plot Relevant Sideblog.

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The new book has me kinda-sorta planning a Gravity Falls themed Pulp Cthulhu game, and it made me want to show off the DM screen I built a little bit more. The built in monitor works so well, I’m super proud of it.

Made from stained pine with a glow in the dark resin inlay, supercharged for the video with a UV light.

Pardon the lame video. I’ve never really made one like this before.

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The new book has me kinda-sorta planning a Gravity Falls themed Pulp Cthulhu game, and it made me want to show off the DM screen I built a little bit more. The built in monitor works so well, I’m super proud of it.

Made from stained pine with a glow in the dark resin inlay, supercharged for the video with a UV light.

Pardon the lame video. I’ve never really made one like this before.

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Also

Considering most of my mutuals haven’t posted in literally half a decade, I doubt anyone will really see this but

If you ever want to catch up with me, my current writing blog is @doyl1st and my personal is @appalachian

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Very hard to believe I’ve had this blog for something like 9 years.

Time flies.

Not gonna lie, I miss those days a lot.

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Sometimes I log back into this blog just for old time’s sake and I’m always reminded of how broken tumblr’s notes system is.

I got tagged a month ago in a post made 6 years ago lmao

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How y’all doing lol

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Hey.

Stanford in a cozy flannel.

That is all.

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sweater vests

@mysteriied // Ayyyy thank u for reading my rules, friendo 

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Becomes a meme blog

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scary-oke – gravity falls starters:

Feel free to edit pronouns\names\titles where appropriate!

❝  thirty long years and it’s all led up to this .  ❞ ❝  i’ve come this far .  who could possibly catch me now ?  ❞ ❝  we haven’t seen readings like this for 30 years .  ❞ ❝  please ,  please ,  boo harder .  ❞ ❝  your camera’s a cinder block , ___ .  ❞ ❝  i just want to be a part of things .  ❞ ❝  i would never agree to that ever .  ❞  \  ❝  too late ,  i wrote your names on the list .  it’s happening .  ❞ ❝  you know you don’t have anything else going on in your lives .  ❞ ❝  it was so boring i couldn’t even finish it .  ❞ ❝  you didn’t see nothing .  ❞ ❝  wait ,  you’re just gonna give it to me ?  just like that ?  ❞ ❝  what else do you want ?  a kiss on the cheek ?  ❞ ❝  i wouldn’t mind a kiss on the cheek .  ❞  \  ❝  not gonna happen .  ❞ ❝  we’ve got to talk .  ❞ ❝  there’s something huge going on right under our noses .  ❞ ❝  it’s time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it .  ❞ ❝  there’s nothing left to discover .  ❞ ❝  hey ,  ___ ,  what’s that code word i’m supposed to yell when i see a government vehicle ?  ❞ ❝  everybody out !  i will not hesitate to use the hose on the elderly .  ❞ ❝  you got to be joking .  ❞  \  ❝  i assure you i am not .  i was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor .  ❞ ❝  i don’t understand that sound you’re making with your mouth . ❞ ❝  that information is classified .  ❞ ❝  we’re just one small lead away from blowing the lid off this entire mystery .  ❞ ❝  if we work together ,  we could crack the case .  ❞ ❝  kid has an overactive imagination and ,  like ,  a sweating problem .  ❞ ❝  i’m confiscating this for evidence .  ❞  \  ❝  smart move .  ❞ ❝  and how’s about you go be a normal kid ?  flirt with a girl ,  or steal a pie off a windowsill .  ❞ ❝  but , ___ ,  you don’t understand .  ❞ ❝  that could have been my big break .  ❞ ❝  i’m not gonna raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  karaoke isn’t about sounding good .  it’s about sounding terrible ,  together .  ❞ ❝  check it out !  these black lights make my teeth look scary .  it’s like a crime scene in my mouth .  ❞ ❝  man ,  i can’t wait to smash these stanatas .  ❞ ❝  is that a boom box sweater ?  ❞ ❝  i’ll do anything for your approval .  ❞ ❝  i promise i won’t send it to anyone .  ❞ ❝  ew !  pretending i never saw that .  ❞ ❝  all i know is that your dumb obsession is gonna get us all in trouble one of these days .  ❞ ❝  now go enjoy the rest of the party ,  'cause when it’s over ,  you’re grounded .  ❞ ❝  what’s the problem ,  officers ? did you catch my face going 90 smiles per hour ?  ❞ ❝  three words .  we want in .  ❞ ❝  i mean ,  ’ leprecorn ’ ?  i can’t be the only one that thinks that it’s not funny .  ❞ ❝  your uncle was right about that overactive imagination .  ❞ ❝  ha ,  a zombie !  a real actual zombie ,  see .  spooky journal ,  100% real .  ❞ ❝  it’s just one zombie .  ❞ ❝  what have i done ?  ❞ ❝  we’re all gonna die !  ❞ ❝  ___ ,  what’s the one thing i asked you not to do tonight ?  ❞  \  ❝  raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  and what did you do ?  ❞  \  ❝  raise the dead .  ❞ ❝  you’ve got to admit this is pretty cool .  ❞ ❝  don’t panic .  maybe they’re just a really ugly flash mob .  ❞ ❝  with all the horror movies i’ve seen ,  i know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies .  ❞ ❝  he’s stubborn .  that’s his problem .  sort of like me ,  i suppose .  ❞ ❝  i got too much on my mind to worry about those kids right now .  ❞ ❝  this thing’s a surprisingly good weapon .  ❞ ❝  we need to board up all the windows .  ❞ ❝  by the way ,  i taught the zombies how to get to the fuse box .  among these dudes i’m like a genius .  ❞ ❝  i wanted answers so bad i put everyone in danger .  ❞ ❝  it’s all my fault and no one can save us .  ❞ ❝  ___ ,  i’m sorry !  ❞ ❝  you two ,  attic ,  now!  ❞ ❝  i said now !  ❞ ❝  all right ,  you undead jerks ,  you ready to die twice ?  ❞ ❝  the only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me .  ❞ ❝  well ,  at least ,  you can’t deny magic exists anymore ,  right ?  ❞ ❝  i’m not an idiot ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  i’ve been lying about it to try to keep you away from it ,  to try to protect you from it . it looks like i didn’t lie well enough .  ❞ ❝  it’s hopeless .  ❞ ❝  i have a naturally high pitched scream .  ❞ ❝  i never agreed to that name .  ❞ ❝  uh ,  ___ ,  our lives may not be worth this .  ❞ ❝  we roll into the party ,  the boys are looking our way !  ❞ ❝  we just keep dancing  -  we don’t care what they say !  ❞ ❝  and all the boys are ganging up in my face !  ❞ ❝  guys ,  we have to sing together or it won’t work .  ❞ ❝  boys are a bore - let’s show ‘em the door !  ❞ ❝  we’re taking over the dance floor !  ❞ ❝  girls do what we like !  ❞ ❝  we’re taking over tonight !  ❞ ❝  we’re queens of the disco!  ❞ ❝  duck!  ❞ ❝  thank you !  we’ll be here all night !  ❞ ❝  deal with it ,  zombie idiots !  ❞ ❝  pines !  pines !  pines !  pines !  ❞ ❝  i totally ruined everything .  ❞ ❝  i got to sing karaoke with my two favorite people in the world .  no party could ever top that .  ❞ ❝  kids ,  listen ,  this town is crazy ,  so you need to be careful .  ❞ ❝  i don’t know what i’d do with myself if you got hurt on my watch .  ❞ ❝  as long as you promise me that you don’t have any other bombshell secrets about this town .  ❞ ❝  promise .  ❞ ❝  brains !  brains !  ❞ ❝  that was insane .  i’ve never seen anything like it . ❞ ❝  but they’ll never believe us .  ❞  \  ❝  then we’ll make them believe us .  ❞ ❝  another zombie !  oh ,  okay ,  it’s just… a very ugly man .  ❞

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     “That’s eh... Unfortunate.” 

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" Happy belated birthday, Mr. Pines!"

@speakeasy-to-me

     “Oh, so it is. Seems the date has slipped my mind once again. Ah, but thank you very much. I’ll be sure to pass the sentiments on to my brother as well.” 

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Who was the last person you kissed and where and when did it happen?

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. // @rickq1781/5 questions answered. 

      “The last person I kissed was Fiddleford, and it happened on our dorm room floor the night before graduation. I have not been blessed with the fortune of a life of intimacy.”