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[littlekingbergara]

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[psychicbergara]

Bingo card: Shane calls Ryan sweetheart

SDLKFJSDLF i literally just got an ask about new pet names / nicknames!! we shyans are all the same huh 😭

im gonna put it as 'new pet name' in the space i hope you dont mind <3 but literally shane calling ryan sweetheart would literally kill me LIKEEEEE id unalive and then resurrect myself just to hear it again ITD BE EVERYTHING

anyways sdlkjfdf thank you for sending in a prediction MWAH <3

[littlekingbergara]

gonna be honest, the whole ned thing doesn’t surprise me considering old buzzfeed employees have said some stuff about how ned was a manager when he worked there and tried recruiting ppl for their company and created a bad work environment (idk if that’s true) and also the whole nft thing but this-

anyway stream debrief on the watcher channel today and stan the tri guys

the nft thing is sooo like. your friends are constantly saying how harmful and stupid nfts are and you still decide you need a little video of a football game?? also he said in an instagram comment that he recorded an apology/statement on the trypod but i've watched every podcast since then and there was no apology or even mention of it lmao. plus that's his least popular platform so if he wanted people to see it (which i don't doubt he didn't since a lot of people still didn't know so i'm sure he would've wanted to keep it that way) he would've said something on the same platforms he bragged about his nft on.

i'm obviously not the first one to say that building his whole brand around loving his wife while simultaneously being a cheater and not a very good one is definitely a choice. by doing that he also kind of backed ariel into this corner of Famous White Guy's Wife (no matter how much he tried to brand himself as Ariel's Husband) and made it almost impossible for her to speak up about any problems within their marriage because that's then hurting the company. she's talked about problems with him a few times on you can sit with us that seem to just get brushed over because despite him not helping with housework and the majority of raising the kids still falling on ariel, they continue to frame their marriage as a perfect partnership because they love each other.

another thing that gets me is like... we know he's not Stupid. he was a chemist, he was a manager at buzzfeed, he did a lot of the managerial/administrative work for starting 2nd try, he's familiar with running a business and the importance of accountability and transparency so it follows that every "mistake" he's made has been deliberate.

anyways! stream ghost files: debrief! check your parasocial relationships! take care of yourself!

[littlekingbergara]

me when ryan and shane having the best friendship ever

like look at them <33

literally??? the way they look at each other?? how hard they LAUGH with each other? how genuinely happy they are to be around each other? how Proud they are of each other? they decided to start a company together, knowing they would have to work longer and closer and harder with each other than they ever have before, hinging their literal livelihoods on each other, just to really drive home the fake friendship.

[littlekingbergara]

What the hell is going on watcher tumblr

yeah idek i don't see any of this stuff unless someone points it out to me 😭 i'm having fun here. sucks that they aren't!

[littlekingbergara]

me when ryan steven bergara <33

exactly bestie <333

[littlekingbergara]

we talk about the congratulations darling moment but not the ‘ryan, can you be a dear and..’ moment

YOU ARE SO RIGHT... ryan is Literally shane's darling AND he's his dear... he's his sweetie pie and his cupcake and his honey. and he loves him.

[littlekingbergara]

YOU HAVE A SALLIE HOUSE AU????

kinda!! it lives in my head and in the tags of a few posts but basically i love the sallie house and i think it's neat that the kitchen cabinets have hearts on them. and like look at them the first time they're there. they look so cute in that little living room.

like imagine if they weren't there because of ghosts and demons and instead they looked at that little house in little atchison kansas and thought it could be their home. maybe it needs some work but maybe so do they. but there's space to live and space to grow (nursery upstairs) and like. this is Their place now!!! i just love it.