#locketha

[krugerevengeinej]

Guys I did a thing

Also since no one else is doing it their ship name is Locketha

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Locke: *Kisses Sabetha’s cheek*

Sabetha: What the fuck was that?

Locke: Affection

Sabetha: Disgusting

Locke:

Sabetha:

Locke:

Sabetha: Do it again

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Locke, trying to flirt: So, you come here often?

Sabetha: This is my fucking house

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Locke: This is a friends to lovers situation

Sabetha: Incorrect, we are enemies, and we will remain as such throughout our romantic relationship

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Lorenzo: Welcome to the “fuck Locke” support group. We meet here once a month and say a collective “fuck Locke”

Requin: But first, some words from our newest member!

Sabetha, visibly sweating: So I may have misunderstood

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Sabetha: I am *THIS* close to falling in love with you.

Locke: Your fingers are literally touching

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Sabetha, leaning her head against Locke’s shoulder: *Sighs* Maybe I’m overreacting

Locke, nodding: Mm

Sabetha, looking directly into his eyes: But I don’t think that I am

Locke, sweating: Nope, absolutely not

[incorrectgentlemanbastards]

Sabetha: When I meet people, there are three things I do. I either sleep with them, stab them, or fall in love with them.

Locke: But you haven’t stabbed or slept with me???

Sabetha:

Locke: Wait