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Locke: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you want to see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Locke: Why are you calling me?

Jean: I need your help, I’ve done something very bad

Locke: Put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in ten

Jean: No that’s not— What??

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Locke: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems

Sabetha, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

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Patience: i’ve invited you here because i crave a deadly game...

Locke: *nodding* Knife Monopoly.

Patience: I was actually going to have you play Russian Roulette, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

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Chains: You have to pick your battles, Locke

Chains: Pick... Pick fewer battles than that. That’s too many battles, go put some of those battles back

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Locke: My pronouns are idiot/bastard

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Locke: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

Chains: Every time I hear you speak I age 50 years

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Locke: Any allergies?

Sabetha: Cowardice and weak willed men.

Sabetha: And shellfish