<thedoctorisin> i mean abandonment issues can only do so much
[1:23:58 AM] <thedoctorisin> and jake muller isn't one of those things
[1:24:12 AM] <Alina> ....explain why I've got a granddaughter then >)
[1:24:21 AM] <Carla> cackles
[1:24:27 AM] <thedoctorisin> captain morgan
[1:24:32 AM] <Bearfield> sherry has bad taste in men just like my sister tbh
[1:24:33 AM] <Carla> broken condoms
[1:24:34 AM] <thedoctorisin> captain morgan is why you have a granddaughter
[1:24:38 AM] <Bearfield> they love those gingers apparently
[1:24:39 AM] <thedoctorisin> no that was why we had jake
[1:24:45 AM] <Alina> pffft
[1:24:48 AM] <Bearfield> ...we?
[1:24:53 AM] <Alina> no it was heat of the moment fuck you everywhere why we had jake
[1:24:56 AM] <thedoctorisin> AS IN THE WORLD
[1:24:57 AM] <Bearfield> DID ONE OF YOU BIRTH JAKE
[1:25:00 AM] <thedoctorisin> NO
[1:25:03 AM] <JillyBean_> what
[1:25:05 AM] <Bearfield> BIRKIN PLS
[1:25:08 AM] <thedoctorisin> BITCH SWERVE
[1:25:11 AM] <Bearfield> DID U BIRTH HIM OUT UR BIG ARM
Despite saying I was going to bed. I wanted to do this while I still had some inspiration.
All were left in awestruck as Finn collected his 15 black cards and announced his fair championship. It turned out the most shy and sweet member of the group tended to have the darkest sense of humor and although his win was well deserved, it made all of them question their views on the kid. His submissions could be quite cruel and he even batted the subject of lotion among his dearest Andy.
Piers, to his misfortune missed most of the fun and the shocking victory of the very team infant. Everyone is happy to see him though, offering another round of the game so he could get a fair chance to be more messed up than Finn. Yet, he shakes his head with a kind rejection and still he sits amongst them.
"So, we were just discussing your Star Wars fan fictions." Chris chuckles, head leaning on Jill's little round shoulders. She looks sleepy, but an ever warming grin had been across her face.
Piers sighs a bit and Andy laughs, but Finn gives a fairly stern look in his direction which somehow shuts him up with little effort. His flower [ Andy's pet name for Finn] had loved Star Wars just as much as Piers in secrecy and he preferred to hear about it, maybe even read it on his own time and see if it captures his interest.
"Lets not talk about that." Piers declares.
Finn frowns, but easily is smiling again as Chris picks up Jill, who's now practically asleep. He finds his Captain and Ms. Valentine to be so cute. "I'm going to bring her to bed." Chris then waves the boys goodnight, leaving Piers with the other couple. At least Finn was there, it's heavily effective on Andy's behavior when he is---besides, Piers had always been one for fair conversation.
"How's your duck doing, Finn?"
The smallest soldier laughs, reflecting on his wonderful but awfully full of attitude pet. "He's good, he sometimes tries to battle the vacuum or the Christmas tree, but I guess I can't blame him---", just a yawn to cut off the kid, "I'm gonna get going so you guys don't have to carry me to bed, too." And to dismiss himself he waves at Piers and gives Andy an Eskimo kiss, kind of losing his care towards PDA, even if Chris had returned from putting Jill to bed. Finn waves at him, too and he's off.
Chris didn't mind the two, neither did Piers. They balanced each other out and it kept Andy out of trouble for the most part. The Captain waves back and turns to his leftover soldiers. "He has a pet duck?!"
Andy's huff of breath could never be more stressed. "Thank Piers for that."
[txt] Good morning, Jill! Feeling up for some coffee?
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[txt] Jill, I really need to talk to you right now, i feel like there is so much missing but I feel like it's coming back and I just can't handle it... Please, is there anyway we can meet somewhere..?
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[txt] not mch time thank u for evrything jill
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[txt] Jill, you are such an incredible friend to me. Thank you so much for everything you've done. You have no idea how much you mean to me. :)
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[txt] whiSKEY Tasrtes so gooooooood jiLL!
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[txt] could't sleep. Looking over some files - call me when you get this. I found something that might interest you.
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[txt] do you ever think about how much you get in the way of other people's happiness?? All you are is a weight on Chris' shoulders. A BURDEN. I think it's about time you think of someone other than yourself.