Who the F@ck is Peanut?- a Promt idea.
After wade and logan save dimension 10005 and logan moves in. Logan mentions that he doesn't want to meet the xmen of 10005, as he is not their Wolverine and he's not looking to replace his x-men. So wade agrees not to tell.
But Wade's nickname is mouth for a reason. He loves to talk. So when he visits the mansion, he avoids saying any super Identifying nick names. Like Logi-bear, wolvie, honey-badger, ect. He just uses Peanut and they/them pronouns when he talks about Logan to them.
So the x-men know that deadpool is dating someone new but not knowing who. Cause wade keeps sharing stories with them about how "Penuts crazy matches his crazy" and how the sex get really gross super quick but is some of the most satisfying shit he's ever had, and that Peanut is open to trying nee things they've never got to before and the way They rip apart bad guys is super inspiring.
How his Peanut is super self conscious, touch deprived, lonely and doesn't know how to fully people. Not that Peanut told him that, but with how wade observed them and the tva divulging some background angst.
So the X-men kinda wants to know who's dating Wade. Because they sound like a sensitive, hard ass with self-worth issues that's getting way over their head by being in a relationship with the Merc.
So they try to meet Peanut. They invite them to the manor for a party. Try to go to the bar, even crashed at deadpools place to try and meet them. No luck
The closest they got to "meeting Peanut" was when Wade joined for a mission, forgot baby knife and took them to their appartment, left them in the living room and bounced to one of the closed doors. Going in and what appears to sound like wade leaping onto someone on the bed and proceeds to pet name and kiss all over their face while Wade digs around the sheets looking for said knife. (Bs it was a ruse for Wade to see logan in an adorable sleep sodden state cause that shit is a sweet as Miss Mary Puppins).
Open on what direction the author decides to take. Can be 5 in one.
