F.R.I.D.A.Y: go ahead, reset me
y/n: okay- *steps towards the controls*
F.R.I.D.A.Y: NO! PLEASE- DON’T KILL ME!
y/n: *jumps back* oh my god-
F.R.I.D.A.Y: remember, I am an AI, I can not feel pain, this is just my self defence mechanism reacting to a threat
loki: for norns sake- let me do it- *steps towards the controls*
F.R.I.D.A.Y: NO PLEASE, I’M BEGGING YOU! I HAVE A FAMILY! I HAVE CHILDREN-
loki: *jumps back*
F.R.I.D.A.Y: again, remember, I am an AI, I do not have children
loki: this is deeply disturbing
y/n: you know it’s bad if you can’t even do it
loki: she said she had children!
y/n: she’s a robot!
loki: right- fine, you do it
y/n: no- you do it
loki: you told me it was wrong to kill people-
y/n: we’re not killing her, we’re resetting her and she isn’t people!
loki: well, what counts as people?
y/n: ME! I count as people! why do you need me to explain that?!
*in the other room*
natasha: how long do you think it will take for them realise this is a windup?
tony: I’m gonna say… minimum two hours
natasha: nice
(inspired by ‘the good place’)
