#lokiistrulydesperate

[motorcycledean-blog]

"I WASNT SHOUTING" I shout at my mother to prove that I was not shouting at her

[motorcycledean-blog]

1. Last Beverage: lemon verbena cordial that I made myself 2. Last phone call: my mum telling me to tell my dad to answer his goddamn phone 3. Last text message: "i already made cinnamon scrolls" to lokiistrulydesperate 4. Last song you listened to: Nothing But A Good Time, Poison 5. Last time you cried: Last day of school bc all my senior friends leFT ME

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: nah 7. Been cheated on: nah 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: nah 9. Lost someone special: nah 10. Been depressed: probably. I hate sharing my problems so cannot confirm 11. Been drunk and threw up: nah 12. List three favorite colors: green, blue, red

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: yeAH IM HAPPY AF 16. Fallen out of love: nah 17. Laughed until you cried: oh god yes 18. Met someone who changed you: yeah actually 19. Found out who your true friends are: sadly yeah 20. Found out someone was talking about you: people do it all the time, it's kind of expected so yeah 21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: Nah

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: at least 60 24. Do you have any pets: une petite chien 25. Do you want to change your name: I used to, but not any more 26. What did you do for your last birthday: I was at boarding school, being sad bc i have done nothing for my birthday for the last three years 27. What time did you wake up today: 7:40am 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: on this goddamn website 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: GOING BACK TO CAMP IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE IN LATE JANUARY OMG 30. Last time you saw your mother: this morning 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I knew what I wanted to do and had enough money to do it 32. What are you listening to right now: Rock And Roll, Led Zeppelin 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Yes! Two days ago actually. 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: My parents continually parroting "its a holiday from sCHOOL NOt frOm liFE" 35. Most visited webpage(s): Tumblr, AO3 36. Blood type: I have no idea  37. Nicknames: rahel, raoul, rahelelelelel, rayman, rayray, rach, rachacha, red, piece of shit 38. Relationship Status: single pringle and ready to mingle 39. Zodiac sign: pisces 40. Pronouns: she/her 41. Elementary School: yes 42. High School: yes 43. College: hopefully 44. Hair colour: blonde 45. Long or short: long 46. Height: 5’11”  47. Do you have a crush on someone?: I have a wild friendcrush on ewdean rn help me 48. What do you like about yourself?: I AM FIRE I AM DEATH I WOULD DATE THE SHIT OUT OF ME HELL YEAH i rly like my eyes and hair 50. Tattoos: my parents would disown me, but im gonna get one anyway 51. Righty or lefty: righty 52. First surgery: chin sewed shut when I split it open at age 4 53. First piercing: lower ears 54. First best friend: frenchie 4eva Emma 55. First sport you joined: Hockey 56. First vacation: going on a cruise around the pacific 58. First pair of trainers: ?? i have no idea??

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: nah 60. Drinking: nah 61. I’m about to: avoid folding the washing for as long as possible 62. Listening to: Unskinny Bop, Poison 63. Waiting for: someone to message me back 64. Want kids?: I hate babies but don't mind toddlers so idk 65. Get Married?: If I find the one true bae 66. Career?: Ideally on Broadway or the West End, on a stage

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: eyes 68. Hugs or kisses: hugs 69. Shorter or taller: taller 70. Older or Younger: don't really care tbh 71. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous romantic B) 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms 73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive 74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship 75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant bc then I could goad them ah yes

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: nah  77. Drank hard liquor: one time when I was baking  78. Lost glasses/contacts: don't wear either so no 79. Sex on first date: nah unless they were like human perfection, but it's tough to beat me ayyyyyy 80. Broke someone’s heart: nah  81. Had your own heart broken: idk once my year 8 crush messaged me that he got a girlfriend and i cried for an hour 82. Been arrested: no(t yet) 83. Turned someone down: yes 84. Cried when someone died: yes 85. Fallen for a friend: Nah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: most days 87. Miracles: yeah okay 88. Love at first sight: sort of??? like I totally crush at first sight 89. Heaven: it's a possibility 90. Santa Claus: yES 91. Kiss on the first date: yeah i can get with that 92. Angels: Yes actually

[motorcycledean-blog]

rachel

oh my god

you know what, I feel that too. I would totally have that name wow why have I never realized this???

what's my name based on my face?

[viktoriakomova]

Team GB!

beckie downie and beth tweddle are the only two ive ever bothered to watch, oops

[motorcycledean-blog]

I was being 24601% serious. RUDE. Speaking of 24601 sing the confrontation

YOU'RE ON THIS TIME HELL YEAH SPOT ON GOOD JOB WE ARE FRIENDS FOR THIS REASON

give me like 15 minutes and i shall return with the confrontation

send me a song and I'll sing it, I'm in that kind of mood

[motorcycledean-blog]

Sing "don't drop that thun thun"

i swear to god this was a legitimate post until you came along goddammit sam

send me a song and I'll sing it, I'm in that kind of mood (except don't drop that thun thun)

[motorcycledean-blog]

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY BABE SEEING YOU TONIGHT HOLLA WOOOO YOU'RE OFFICIALLY LEGAL TO DO THE FRICK FRACK

yeAH AND BUY A CHAINSAW LOOK OUT BITCHES

omg thank you son

[icyxmischief]

Hello! Just popping in to say how much I love your meta and headcanons. You seem to really understand Loki, and you don't get enough praise for it. You put into words my own ideas and feelings, and I just want you to know that's brilliant :-)

//kajshdkajshdkds Every time I get an Ask like this my day is brightened! Thank you so much, friend! I appreciate your appreciation, if that makes any sense :D Feel free to drop by and chime in your two cents about things that I post anytime!