#lol ty

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

you are the funniest blog on this website please never stop doing what you're doing.

I. Am. Entirely. Serious. Everything I say is not satire but 100% real.

[gardenxkisses]

You’re divine

[grimygrimygrimy]

What does your mind kitten look like

my mind kitten is so vast and expansive she stretches farther than the eye can see in every direction when she laughs the earth quakes when she cries the skies split open when she demands I spank her ass and buy her pizza millions comply caught within her thrall

[das-a-kirby-blog]

Womb Eviction Day!!! 🎉🎉🎉

yeah anon that's one way of saying it

[billygnosis]

discman, heart, and gas mask 🫶

😈♥️

[dragonpyre]

I love the tag you use for 911

Wee woo show indeed lol

I mean, it’s what I call it in my head 😅

[xuune]

Currently hyperfixtated on your art style

[ustalav]

Gideon for the problematic meme :3

your fave is problematic: gideon trevelyan

He's a mage who steadfastly supports the Circles/is in the Loyalist fraternity

Going off that, he was going to speak against the mage rebellion at the Conclave

He's a coward and it took a Bit for him to acclimate to traveling around the countryside, he was not pulling his weight

Insanely jealous around his love interest and that jealousy does extend to their past relationships!!

Exiled the Wardens for doing blood magic rituals

Left the rebel mages to their fate because he was so disgusted by their involvement with Tevinter

In our AU with gideon/rodaine, he betrayed Rodaine by telling Irving that he planned to escape with Jowan

Doesn't like dogs!! (at least not big ones)

Told Hawke it was fortunate that his father, at least, was trained in the Circles <3

became a dictator and Did invoke the rite of tranquility against erimond

is a blond man!!! a torturable offense!!

weaponizes his naivete and perceived innocence in arguments. willing to burst into tears if applicable