#loldad

[watchfordust]

You can see where I'm devastated that he mysteriously turned up lame 😭😩 (that first barrel is a mystery too 🤔) get better soon Otis! #magicdashofease #monthoff #restgood #loldad #aqha #barrelracing

[liz-lzaz]

When I was home over the summer I decided to spend quality bonding time with my father by making him watch Supernatural. He is slightly obsessed with Gilmore Girls and he can also never remember an actor’s name to save his life.

Without fail, every single time we watch an episode of Supernatural- about twenty minutes in- he goes, “HEY! That guy looks just like Rory’s creepy boyfriend on Gilmore Girls!” Every. Single. Time. And now I tease him about it because I am a well-adjusted, fully-functioning adult.

[thecamerasmybff]

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BIG FIFTY #loldad #happybirthday 🎉🎉🎂🎊

[similistic]

Trying to figure out if it's genetic...

me: Can you smell asparagus pee?

Dad: Asparagus pee? I didn't know asparagus can pee.

[not-quite-perfection]

you are forever MIA, it kind of fucking sucks

[quasisonic]

So just now, I was coming down the stairs to go into the kitchen and the most enormous fucking BOOM of thunder I've ever heard happens, I even FELT it. And my dad is in the living room and this happens:

Dad: I really hope that was thunder...

Me: If it isn't, I think we just lost Bensonhurst....

Dad: ....thats not really such a great loss, is it?*