#lolimdumb

[vi0lent-smile]

Boo bitch

[cr0ssmyheartx]

Down 20 pounds since the baby just 5 more to go until pre pregnancy weight. A lot more work to do but I’m pretty happy about it plus my new bathing suit is 😍

[soipoisonedyourtea]

my night

i sleep all afternoon and wake up at 8 to a humid, hot room. i waddle downstairs and go to the pantry and grab a box of captain crunch. i start eating from the box as i go to there living room where my parents are watching a movie. i stand there in my half-falling-of shirt and my hand in the cereal box asking them what they’re watching 3x and they ignore me so i waddle back to the kitchen, pour a bowl, and sit down to type this post, only realizing that my life is quite unfascinating but I'm going to post this anyway cuz its blog and i can post if i want to

[mymindisjustverystrange]

When you're supposed to be taking a guest's order, but you're annoyed so you draw stick figures instead... :D #lolimdumb #hellohooman

[mymindisjustverystrange]

Don't ignore my inner demons... 😂😂😂😈 #lolimdumb 😉

[azng0d104-blog]

Tbh, I'm 50/50 on astrology and zodiac signs because like, my exes were apparently the right sign for me but they were cunts and I didn't feel much emotion after things got shaky and broke off with them later. However, with just my previous, a Libra and Pisces were hard to deal with and somehow, she caught literally everything of my heart and soul.. I could go on for all of this, but I'm tired again so sleep now. Bye.

[wizardkellyy]

Sometimes I can't even believe my own stupidity.

[pastel-de-miel]

pastel means cake in Spanish. how to be cute and delicious all at once?  be pastel.