#lonelydreamsof1d

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Texting mummy while I'm sick.

Mum: are you dead yet???

Me: I am at a zombie like state.

Mum: Nice?????

Me: aaaaaaargh braaaaains

Mum: Make sure you fry them first.

Me: I love you

Mum: You only love my brains young child.

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I've lost my iPod in the couch.

Like legit lost my iPod in the couch.

I put it on the couch, my dad sat down and now its gone.

Shit.

What if its stuck to my dads ass.

Fuck my iPod.

I'll get another.

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i dance worse than Zayn at bootcamp

;D

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So i'm in Social Studies....

We're doing this like word vision thing where we have to save these virtual children or they die.

My teacher kept telling me to give them goats.

"GIVE THEM GOATS!"

I started crying and was rolling on the floor, it was to much.

We must bring the children goats guys.

Then i killed some kid cause he had to sell his goats, so she called me a twat.

omg

THE GOATS! 

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Conversations with boys in my class

Me: Niall loves Obama

Boy 1: You mean he likes black cock

Me: No....

Boy 2: He is so gay

Me: Well I know that!

Boy 1:

Boy 2:

Me: He had a cardboard cut out of Obama

Boy 1: I bet he kissed it

Boy 2: and put a strap on him and did naughty things

Me:

Boy 1:

Boy 2:

Me:

Boy 1:

Boy 2:

Me: Be my Best friends.

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Me: Its 5:30am and we're wide awake!

Shannon:

Me: Well not like wide awake, we're still able to function well and use our computers.

[mistakeablepayne]

Okay, so you don't want to eat the pizza. what you do is take the box, come to my house and give it to me. ITS A WIN WIN SITUATION! :D xxxxxx

You whorrrrrrrrrrrrrre<3

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Daily talks with Shannon

Shannon: We're doing that one bitches one day

Me: Can we do it with nice girls?

Shannon: No.

Me: But-

Shannon: No, we are doing it with a bunch of bitches.