#lonewarden

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@lonewarden. What, just because his Lucille is a playskool bat?

@fenriswaifu Those goobers are my responsibility, yes. I’m not sure who’s having a better time here. I think it’s Hubby.

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lonewarden

 Look, I don’t complain about Walmart much bc I...

Lift B into space>Have him grab it>Pull out>Job well done!

I knooooow. I didn’t bring the munchkin, and this is the one time he would have been ideal. This was the job for a 5 year old but noooo, I wanted a half hour by myself for once. 

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We're in Cherry Grove at the Tilghman. C'mon up, we got space at the table. (Also, I had leftovers for breakfast, with Lola the bird staring me down from her gym on the counter - but I'm not sure if a Conure can have shellfish so she can just be mad.)

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lonewarden

 2 and 7!

thom pls

Can’t take him anywhere.

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lone-blade replied to your post:motherofhawke started following you *sweats...

KICK HIS ASS MOM

NO ONE ASKED YOU GO AWAY

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lonewarden

 Tell me Nosy, your thoughts on the lovely lasses...

Oh nosy I do love you…

Is it the part about wanting to stick a scalpel up Commander Cuddles’ nostril?

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inalvor replied to your post “I expected there to be tags along the lines of “nooooooo” “screw you...”

i feel like that dog on fire meme "this is fine"

lonewarden replied to your post “I expected there to be tags along the lines of “nooooooo” “screw you...”

I can bitch to you on skype about it. :V

@inalvor has no room to complain about heartbreak since it’s pretty much your fault.

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Long time no see