I need a bicycle
So my mother is trying to teach me how to drive and it's been a harrowing experience. For starters, my head gets bitten off because I'm driving too slow and then I speed up and then she stomps her foot on the imaginary brake and squashes against the window because apparently running speed is too fast and then I have to turn the steering while checking and re-checking and re-re-checking the mirrors just to be sure that there aren't any cars but then I take so long that a car pops up out of nowhere and then I have to get clutch control and focus on not stalling but the young guy in the pimped out car behind me blasting edm keeps rolling his eyes and hooting at me and then I freak out and the car isn't moving and then I realize that I forgot to push the accelerator