#loopy!jon

[neverendingparable]

(there's a distant cheering on of proceedings from where i, an entirely anonymous anon, am sitting with my large-ass bucket of popcorn)

"You murderer! Why would you do this to your coworkers!" Jonathan hollers into the microphone, while Lee, red faced and pissed off, points an accusing finger into the camera.

"It is YOUR story! You wrote this! And besides, Stanley doesn't even control the Office, he was a victim in all of this too!"

"Don't go shoving off the blame, Stanlee! I know what you are. Why else would you be called Sinners if you weren't such a devious criminal!"

"IT'S A STUPID NICKNAME AND I DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE IT!"

[neverendingparable]

"This is the Story of a man. His name, is. Uh. Was. His name…his name is…"

"Lee." Lee grumbled, crossing his arms.

"Sinners!"

"It's Lee! Not Sinners!"

"His name is Sinners and he is a very bad man." Jonathan said, gravely into the microphone. "He must've done something terrible to end up here. Oh yes, he did."

"I did not!! It's a stupid nickname!"

The Narrator didn't seem to hear him.

"This man brainwashed all of his coworkers!"

[neverendingparable]

"𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕕???"

[neverendingparable]

"Tha-" Jonathan coughs. "That wasn't- wasn't coff𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕖..."