#lordasshole

[obsidiansilentium]

lordasshole started following you

English.

[agatechdaimon]

lordasshole replied to your post: Dear Jakey.

Exasperated sigh.

Did you really expect me to pass up such a chance? You practically let that one drop right into my hands.

[agatechdaimon]

Dear Jakey.

[agatechdaimon]

lordasshole replied to your post: Wide yawn.

Ar for christs sake its not christmas anymore. Change your icon!

Make me.

[agatechdaimon]

everythingscominguproxy replied to your post: Let it be known that I’m still here. Hi.

smooches u

Hey, girly. How's it hangin'?

vivaciousversifier replied to your post: Let it be known that I’m still here. Hi.

:oO

Colon lowercase o uppercase o tells me so much.

lordasshole replied to your post: Let it be known that I’m still here. Hi.

Oh joy!

Oh, please. You know you missed me. Otherwise you wouldn't have greeted me at all. Your wiles are a stake through my heart, Jake.

[everythingscominguproxy-blog]

lordasshole replied to your post: im a realist jake its nothin against u...

Oh pshaw.

i speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth jakey these lips dont tell no lies

[agatechdaimon]

lordasshole replied to your post: So you do in fact honestly believe it is possible...

Never in a million years bro!!

Are you certain? I can provide adequate visual stimulation in the event that you choose to place me on your face.

[agatechdaimon]

So you do in fact honestly believe it is possible for me to suck your non existent dick??

My dear, dear English.

Your mind is trapped eternally in a box. Possibility is awaiting just outside of said box, but perhaps it appears to be an iron maiden type set. In which case someone with better imagination swoops by and rescues your starving thoughts from themselves, hereby discovering that yes.

It is entirely possible.

And the fact that you are continuing the conversation means only that you're interested.

Are you interested in sucking my phallus while I blog, Jake?