• mi-lune, mi-homme •

Your name's DIRK STRIDER and you're MUTE. But at least the GAME is OVER. M!A Status: none. [Independent AU!Post-Sburb Dirk Strider RP blog. Interactions are online only until stated differently. Will be NSFW.]

[flayedfacade-deactivated2013100]

Reblog if it is okay if your muse is hurt, severely injured or tortured in RPs.

[anon-loki]

[goddamndeadpool-a-deactivated20]

[obsidiansilentium]

SWEET JESUS IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD TO HAVE MY CONNECTION BACK AND FULLY FUNCTIONING.

THAN YOU, WHOEVER RULES THIS HARD MISCONCEPTION OF "UNIVERSE", THANK YOU.

[obsidiansilentium]

Yeah, I’m having internet being kind of a sick bitch down to the apartment, so I’m kinda abusing of the computers in the university’s public library in order to control if my adorable followers or my internet social life are both still alive and running.

How about you, Jake? 

[angeltiers-deactivated20150513]

Well ive actually been really busy at home until just recently. Youd think living on a nearly unpopulated island would be relaxing but with a dog a kitten and a boyfriend around things can get a bit hectic.

But things have slowed down just enough for me to actually be able to be around here more!

[obsidiansilentium]

Mhn. I see. Well, i guess it's a bit easier for you, think about me, living all alone with a frickin AI and mostly without his very voice. Dangit, being a mute can be annoying as hell.

I'm glad you're enjoying more your situation then.

[obsidiansilentium]

+ brokerumpmountain

10/10 the guy behind this URL is a total genius. And mostly cool as hell.

[brokerumpmountain]

Someone fuckin’ gets me Get this guy a medal I am so damn proud

[obsidiansilentium]

Even a medal? 

Oh, that's sounds so frickin rad it makes me scream like a damned schoolgirl.

[obsidiansilentium]

Okay where the hell are my cigarettes.

[obsidiansilentium]

+ brokerumpmountain

10/10 the guy behind this URL is a total genius. And mostly cool as hell.

[angeltiers-deactivated20150513]

obsidiansilentium wants to go on an adventure!

Dirk!

Its great to see you again!

[obsidiansilentium]

Yeah, I'm having internet being kind of a sick bitch down to the apartment, so I'm kinda abusing of the computers in the university's public library in order to control if my adorable followers or my internet social life are both still alive and running.

How about you, Jake? 

[obsidiansilentium]

B r o p l e a s e.

[obsidiansilentium]

Uh oh, it's mating season here in the internet.

What the actual hell.

[obsidiansilentium]

Bro gimme that cigarette. Now.

[obsidiansilentium]

* w h e e z e *

Why is my dashboard invaded by PINK FEATHERS. WHY.

[obsidiansilentium]

+ golgothasmoon

[obsidiansilentium]

That’s the spirit, young padawan. Be always ready to learn new shit. 

So, besides this colorful presentation, how are you?

[golgothasmoon]

Ill be on my toes then *master dirk*! 

My head is a bit scrabbled from an anon but otherwise im right as rain. How about you chum?

[obsidiansilentium]

Master? Oh, such an important title fits quite dashingly on me.

Oh. I'm glad to hear you're okay now. I'm fine as well, hidden inside my warm bed and fighting the horrible monsters under it.

[calamity-lame]

  it’s settled, then. perfect. everything is going according to plan, and that’s just the kinda shit that makes my day.

[obsidiansilentium]

Woah, man, you even had a plan? That's flattering me even more.

[jakecests-deactivated20151208]

  Yeah…

There are some rather frightening figures here…

But ill have your back no matter what!

[obsidiansilentium]

Remember to keep your eyes open.

[obsidiansilentium]

+ golgothasmoon

[obsidiansilentium]

Sugoiness means ‘being cool’. Because being cool is the coolest thing a kid may wish to be in his life.

By the way. Nice to meet you, Jake. 

[golgothasmoon]

Ah! Well then ive learned something new today. Its a pleasure dirk. 

[obsidiansilentium]

That's the spirit, young padawan. Be always ready to learn new shit. 

So, besides this colorful presentation, how are you?

[calamity-lame]

that’s what I’m here for — to turn even the bravest of the brave, strongest of the strong, into blushing brides.

[obsidiansilentium]

Are you perhaps saying I’m going to be one of your blushing brides?

[calamity-lame]

yes. that’s the plan. 

do you accept your fate?

[obsidiansilentium]

Indeed I do, kind sir.

[obsidiansilentium]

Hal should stop messing with my wifi. Now it doesn't work again, and the idea of being cut from my sweet pink kawaii world on the internet makes me sad. Very sad.

Also I should give this phone back to my classmate. I guess I held it enough.

Sob. See you once my regular wifi will be okay.