#lordisms

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just read under the hood (2005)

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WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED!!! HEY TIMBITS!!! I KNOW HER!!!!!

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three days pre-top surgery meme

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one thing i wish i could ask the fandom grandmas and original K/S shippers is if they had any songs that reminded them of spirk. like, having songs that make you think of your ship/making ship playlists is common practice in the age of the internet, and with SO MUCH music and such easy access to it, that makes sense. but back in the days when they only knew the music they owned (i.e. records) and the music that played on the radio, did they have spirk songs??? i must know!

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"back on my oc bullshit," i say, as if there is any other kind of bullshit i am ever on

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heated rivalry might be the first screen adaptation i've ever seen where the screen version is an upgrade to the book in every single way. like. the book was mid for me but this show is something else. every change they made to the pacing and the characters and the relationships is an improvement in the source material. i cannot wait for episode six

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rare faceposting

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LORD’S FUNDRAISING COMMISSION MISSION

Hey y’all! The handsome boy you see with the terrible teeth is named Tucker. Tucker is a very special dog, my best bud, and my (unofficial) emotional support animal since 2018. On Tuesday, July 14th, 2026, he underwent a dental cleaning/surgical intervention for severe plaque/tartar and tooth decay. They had to pull ELEVEN teeth out of my little old man’s head (you can see some of them circled in the pictures). This was done to prevent further health issues, improve his quality of life and extend his lifespan- all worthwhile things, but also unfortunately very expensive! I am disabled and unemployed, so I am obviously unable to afford this, but it really had to be done. My parents have paid for it, but I agreed to pay them back half. I have some money saved, but it only covers about half of my half. Luckily, I’m pretty okay at drawing lol.

MY GOAL IS $600 (CAD)

I am doing commissions to raise money! Donations are also accepted but absolutely not expected. HERE is my ko-fi, or my paypal is [email protected]. You can see what I’m offering here above, and the prices and processes are laid out under the cut ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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COMMISSION INFO

DM me, let me know what you would like (give me references, colour palettes etc), we can hash out the vibe/pose and whatnot. Payment is up front, and you will have the file (png, jpeg or pdf, up to you) in your email inbox within 7-10 days.

PRICES (ALL PRICES IN $CAD)

Just the sketch- a clean line sketch with no colour

Bust: $5, Half or Full-body: $10

Monochrome: like the drawing on the right- clean sketch, solid flats, all different shades of the same colour (of your choosing, ofc)

Bust: $10, Half-body: $20, Full-body: $30

Multi-colour: like the drawing on the left- clean sketch (coloured lines), solid flats in full colour

Bust: $15, Half-body: $25, Full-body: $40

Backgrounds: for this, I'm only doing flat colour backgrounds or simple patterns (shapes, stripes, dots etc.)

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS: I will draw duos/ships, but a second character will be an additional 50% (i.e. a $40 commission would become a $60 commission)

WILLS AND WON'TS

WILL DRAW: existing characters, OCs, dnd characters, nudity, kissing/suggestive poses, minor blood/gore

WILL NOT DRAW: real people, mech, major blood/gore, body horror, anthro (I'm somewhat flexible on this, just ask of you're not sure), explicit sex/hard NSFW (again, a little flexible, just ask!)