kermit thee frog

lord/kermit. 31. they/them butch dykefag. trans. autistic. a nerd a pervert and a shitposer. fanfic blog @lordisitmine, moots can ask for my NSFW

[maudmont]

LORD’S FUNDRAISING COMMISSION MISSION

Hey y’all! The handsome boy you see with the terrible teeth is named Tucker. Tucker is a very special dog, my best bud, and my (unofficial) emotional support animal since 2018. On Tuesday, July 14th, 2026, he underwent a dental cleaning/surgical intervention for severe plaque/tartar and tooth decay. They had to pull ELEVEN teeth out of my little old man’s head (you can see some of them circled in the pictures). This was done to prevent further health issues, improve his quality of life and extend his lifespan- all worthwhile things, but also unfortunately very expensive! I am disabled and unemployed, so I am obviously unable to afford this, but it really had to be done. My parents have paid for it, but I agreed to pay them back half. I have some money saved, but it only covers about half of my half. Luckily, I’m pretty okay at drawing lol.

MY GOAL IS $600 (CAD)

I am doing commissions to raise money! Donations are also accepted but absolutely not expected. HERE is my ko-fi, or my paypal is [email protected]. You can see what I’m offering here above, and the prices and processes are laid out under the cut ⬇️⬇️⬇️

If you see this, please consider reblogging to spread this post around. Thank you for your attention ❤️

COMMISSION INFO

DM me, let me know what you would like (give me references, colour palettes etc), we can hash out the vibe/pose and whatnot. Payment is up front, and you will have the file (png, jpeg or pdf, up to you) in your email inbox within 7-10 days.

PRICES (ALL PRICES IN $CAD)

Just the sketch- a clean line sketch with no colour

Bust: $5, Half or Full-body: $10

Monochrome: like the drawing on the right- clean sketch, solid flats, all different shades of the same colour (of your choosing, ofc)

Bust: $10, Half-body: $20, Full-body: $30

Multi-colour: like the drawing on the left- clean sketch (coloured lines), solid flats in full colour

Bust: $15, Half-body: $25, Full-body: $40

Backgrounds: for this, I'm only doing flat colour backgrounds or simple patterns (shapes, stripes, dots etc.)

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS: I will draw duos/ships, but a second character will be an additional 50% (i.e. a $40 commission would become a $60 commission)

WILLS AND WON'TS

WILL DRAW: existing characters, OCs, dnd characters, nudity, kissing/suggestive poses, minor blood/gore

WILL NOT DRAW: real people, mech, major blood/gore, body horror, anthro (I'm somewhat flexible on this, just ask of you're not sure), explicit sex/hard NSFW (again, a little flexible, just ask!)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.

https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt

this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!

You can't do this for a week!

How bad is this for you?

Its great! I can live with this

I already don't do this

It'll be annoying but I'll be fine

VERY BAD.

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[apollos-boyfriend]

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

[tsarina-anadyomene]

kind of fucked that there were like 300,000 years of dealing with the human condition without any ice cream

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[truckslop]

they did top surgery on a grape

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version

[ithappensoffstage]

Neil offers his hand. The Protagonist takes it—

[kosmogrl]

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[sergle]

drarings

[vamberii]

don't be afraid

[rasputinaillyanna]

[voguefashion]

Susan Sarandon at the Carlton Hotel in Cannes for the 31st Cannes Film Festival, May 1978.