lordoftea asked for dumb otps so here i go
"explain why you took your pants off to me again," henrik said, staring his husband down, and robert put both his hands on the table."
"i can explain. there is a good exlpanation for this."
"i know, ive heard it. is not good."
"look," robert put one hand out, clearly meaning to be superior, "i was on efire, and we were in a volcano. what did you want me to do, stop drop and roll in a volcano?"
"there was hardened magma ground," henrik pointed out. "you didn't have to stop drop and roll into the lava."
"magma is still hot. i just opedt for taking my pants off an dputting them in my inventory before the fire spread."
henrik just kept staring at him, before sniffing, and declaring,
"yuo are never allowed in a volcano again"
