#loreh

[agdrums]

No dormir es la mejor manera de despertar

[theinvisiblemonsters]

me: it's all good i have like a huge five pound block of it in the fridge

me: because i went to costco

me: and my mom told me i could get one thing

me: jill got a memory foam pillow but i got a five pound block of specialty cheese and i regret nothing

loreh: i love u so much for that

me: while i was buying it i whispered "i am gonna make such a huge shepards pie" while stroking it lovingly

loreh: OH MY GOD

loreh: i cant handle you stop the thing

me: A HUGE ONE

me: I JUST NEED TO FIND A GIANT POTATO

me: which i will get

me: at the next costco trip

loreh: JULIE STOP IT I CANT

loreh: STOP

loreh: LAUGHING

[theinvisiblemonsters]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LORENA

the bestest best friend that anyone could ever ask for

i'll love you until the oceans overflow enough to extinguish the stars

[theinvisiblemonsters]

lol i rite dis on anon bcus i am 2 shi will u b mi valentine 4eva till i die???

no

becuz i promis 2 luv u 8eva

that’s twice as mor than 4eva

plus if you turn it on it’s side it is more encompassing of how much and how long i promise to love you

[theinvisiblemonsters]

True Love

loreh: if there was no more jam in the world

loreh: and i used the last of it on my toast

loreh: i would scrape every bit off

loreh: and give it to you

me: and i would give back half

loreh: omfg ;~;

[theinvisiblemonsters]

me: holy shit at the end they show clips from that [emily blunt] interview and then clips from the next video interviewing katy perry and they look exactly the fucking same

lorena: LMAO I KNOW

me: and katy perry looks exactly like zooey

me: THERE IS ONLY ONE WHITE WOMAN FACE

lorena: AND ZOOEY LOOKS LIKE ALEXIS

lorena: AND THEIR FATHER HAS SOME SPLAINING 2 DO

me: AND THEN WE WILL HAIL HIM AS A GOD, FOR HE IS THE STARLET MAKER

[theinvisiblemonsters]

stop wangsting on my posts.

says the woman wangsting in my ask box.

[theinvisiblemonsters]

loreh and i explain shakespeare: romeo and juliet edition

loreh: i still dont understand how people cant see romeo and juliet as a tragedy and shakespeare taking the piss out of the whims of youth.

loreh: it was definitely not a romance

me: no it was the anti-romance

me: it's the Shakespearean equivalent to the Colbert Report

loreh: "and here we have some thick as shit teens thinking they're in love and shit but lol"

loreh: "spoiler alert"

loreh: "ur kids"

me: "they fuck all the shit up by NOT LISTENING AND THINKING THEY KNOW WHEN THEY DON'T"

me: "THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING"

me: "also mindless feuds are bad because it makes our children stupid. look. look at them. look at the stupids."