#lorelaidiederich

[spacemomwrites]

[text] There’s always money in the banana stand. - dickbabs

[text] is this...code? a riddle? are you drunk? is this about strippers?

[spacemomwrites]

[text] If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face. - clary/simon

[text] WHAT DID I DO?!

[text] it’s not like you wanted jace anymore...

[spacemomwrites]

[text] I suppose I’m buy-curious. - barry+kara

[text] What are you curious about buying, Barry?

[spacemomwrites]

[text] He boarded a van full of homosexuals. - redbat

[text] Well, it is Coachella.

[text] Listen, I found where the good drugs are and I’ve got a spare flower crown. Let Dick go be a homosexual.

[spacemomwrites]

[text] Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks. - david + coven boys

[text] He is aware he has TWO boyfriends, right? Why is he still trying to impress girls?

[spacemomwrites]

[text] Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me - kylegarth

[text] Is this an official proposal? Is this the story we’re going to have to tell all our friends?

[text] I’m cool with that. Yes.

[spacemomwrites]

[text] I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call. - danrobb :)

[text] IM PRETT YSURE THAT ISNT A NORMAL THING

[text] why do i keep getting these texts you do know this is robb stark’s number right

[text] there are things I DONT NEED TO KNOW

[spacemomwrites]

[text] I’m a MONSTER! - kyle + coven boys

[text] Technically speaking a mermaid is a mythological creature, and I’m pretty sure they’d take offense to being called a monster. Regardless, I’m working on a way to change you back.