#loreleiasks

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“Obviously, your pea-sized brain is very lonely in that cavernous skull of yours.” [ Lorelei to Lief? ]

Resident Alien Season 2 (Episodes 1-2) Sentence Starters

The wild man's glaring for a moment, debating how to react to that insult. He then cracks, laughing after a moment as she wasn't exactly very intelligent herself. Matter of fact, he knew she wasn't technically what anyone would ever call 'smart' at all. Lifting his right hand up, balled into a fist, he pressed it to his lips as he continued laughing at her, stronger than before "Okay. You should say this behind my back, like other people do. Will hurt worse if you convince other people my brain is small. Is what you people are best at, right?" He advised, giving her a pat on the head. He laughs some more, amused by her, more than offended.

[onebadwinter]

"Shut up and help me burn this." [ Lorelei to Harry ]

“Things my Mom has yelled at me” Starters

Harry turned his head, making a face, then looked away "Uhm. No?" He commented, not wanting to get involved in whatever crime she was committing. Though, now that he knew this, he sighed "What did you do?" Harry asked, already feeling implicated in whatever was happening "Why are we burning something?"

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“This is a bad idea. I do not like children.” [ Lorelei to Elijah - Considering the ask I haven't answered yet before sending this lol ]

Resident Alien Season 2 (Episodes 5-6) Sentence Starters

Starring at Lorelei with a literal baby brought a certain amount of terror to him. She shouldn't be holding a baby. Where the hell did she get a baby?! Who let her even hold a baby?! Elijah froze in place, trying to contain his horror at the sight of it, his eyes still widened slightly as his brain was trying not to fry over this. Inching over he reached out his hands and took the baby swiftly from her "Let's just get this away from you real quickly- " Putting the infant Sasha on his hip he looked toward Lorelei "Uhm. So where did you get this baby?" He bothered to ask as he moved his attention toward the baby, hopping him on his hip lightly and making a face, so the baby would giggle "It's adorable.- you didn't steal it did you?"

[thornstocutyouwith]

🔳 [ Lorelei and Anwyl - Well they didn't say it had to be a nice nickname lol ]

send me 🔳 for my muse to give yours a nickname in my muse’s first language.

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🐸 [ Lorelei and Journey - She's drunk of course lol ]

Send 🐸 for my muses reaction to yours handing them a frog! 

Pulling back a bit he took the frog from the strange woman as she came up to hand it to him, being gentle with the creature, but still holding it firmly so it wouldn't leap out of his hands "Ah-Hey..." Watching the woman he could tell she wasn't exactly sobber, grinning, he lift the frog up a little bit "Having a good night, where'd you find this little guy?"

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“♣” [ Lorelei and Anwyl ]

Send “♣” and I’ll write a starter based on one of the prompts below! Our muses got arrested and put in jail.

Glaring ahead of him, he was sat on a bench, his hands together. The look on his face was clearly not a happy one. He shouldn't have even been here, honestly. But every time he entered this woman's sphere, there was something that gravitated annoyance or misfortune toward him. Though he wouldn't blame that much on anything to do with it just happening, as much as that would be nice for some people to use as a scapegoat. He was certain Lorelei was just a terrible person, and had to ask himself why he was still friends with her during these moments "Well, looks like you managed to fuck it up for us both again. I bet you're happy..."

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🃏  ─  wildcard !  cast a spell of your choosing ! [ Lorelei and Sasha ]

your muse has put a spell on mine !  send a symbol to make my muse: 👶 ─ turn into a baby

"Thank god you're not magically gifted, because you're really bad at this-and I think one, if not both of us would be dead by now if you ever cast a spell- my god." Opening his eyes wide for a moment he shook his head, thankful that she was misspeaking or something, probably didn't have the magical 'juice' which, he had to admit, was good for everyone, actually. Lorelei with magic, sounded like a really bad fucking idea. Though that left him wondering...just who put this in her head to begin with, who gave her these spells, and who the hell told her to cast them...this all seemed very unethical in her hands. After about another half hour, he was tired of it and got up as she seemed to become frustrated in her failures, as well.

Turning as he got up he headed for the door, hearing her frustrated shouting. Before being struck by something in the back, then, suddenly feeling completely weird and like he was having some kind of outer body experience. Dropping into the door frame he swung around, peaking around it at her "Did you-" Though before he could say anything more he felt violently ill and collapsed to the side, from the doorway and onto the hallway floor.

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“♣” [ Lorelei and Sasha ]

Send “♣” and I’ll write a starter based on one of the prompts below! (Pt. 2) Our muses are on vacation together.

Belgium, Bruges to be clear, wasn't exactly a spot he was planning to have on his list for his current mission. It was a vacation though, right? So he was meant to enjoy himself. So why then was he half dying on a boat on the canal? Well that was because of the water. But Lorelei was a stubborn, and very insistent woman, and Sasha was too shy to tell her it was a very bad idea. Of all his other personality, it was his shyness that often won over in the end. Leaning over the side of the boat he was prepared to lose whatever he had eaten before begin forced on this boat by the other "Is it almost over..." Sasha asked, clearly not sounding well at all.