Lorgor
big spoon/little spoon: no time for spoons Lorcan/Igor
favorite non-sexual activity: no such thing as non-sexual activity Igor likes listening to Lorcan singing and bouncing around
who uses all the hot water: they use it all, together
most trivial thing they fight over: who got da nicest booty why Lorcan wants to take things "slow"
who does most of the cleaning: Igor
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Igor, while Lorcan moans that there are other ways of staying warm
who steals the blankets: blankets are unimportant
who leaves their stuff around: Lorcan
who remembers to buy the milk: Igor
who remembers anniversaries: Igor, although Lorcan doesn't forget all of them, which is nice.
