been super enthusiastic bc the concept of lifeguard!lion lately.. you can't just tell me (a new englander) that he's lived in portsmouth, nh and wears a water country sweatshirt and expect me to not think he's worked there as a lifeguard in the past..
ramblings under the Walter..
stan got them jobs there so lion could swim around and Stay Fit between matches. stan works at the fucking like. dip n dots stand or cleans up the vomit in the water slides idrgaf abt his goofy ass..
what i DO gaf abt is the concept of getting a summer job at a water park and lion is ur hot coworker that u have to act like u don't want to fuck him sloppy style in the employee changing rooms.. Yeah.. like what do you mean he walks around shirtless and dripping wet.. what do you mean his hair is always disheveled from toweling it off all the time.. or the fact he's always all sweaty from the sun like Careful white chocolate wouldn't want you to melt..
it would be so fun to mess w him like Heyyyy lion i can't reach my back to put on my sunblock can you help me ? angel face emoji ? he would help bc Sun Safety Is Important but he immediately gets Soooo embarrassed he has to pretend someone is drowning just so he can take a dip in the water and Cool the fuck Off. he blames his blush on a sunburn so naturally you go Oh ! let me help ! and smear sunblock or aloe on his face just to go omg lion are you allergic?? you're getting even redder..
you actually wouldn't have to do Anything to get a rise out of him cuz when men are Inevitably creepy to you bc well. men suck, especially around a Young person in a swimsuit. he would get all Mad and Protective on your behalf as if he doesn't also check you out when you aren't looking (he tells himself it's accidental but like. It gets to a point now doesn't it, Walter LOL) but he would brood up in the lifeguard tower for the rest of his shift like fucking batman on the rooftops of Gotham, if batman had a whistle he blew at children for running
speaking of children. the concept of seeing lion be sweet with little kids in water wings while he gives them swimming lessons FUCKKKK he would be so patient and gentle ohhhh sorry i just lowkey need to be the mother of his children that's such a side note..
and you KNOW the old women at the lazy river would flirt w him soooo heavy bc he's such a polite, handsome young man and he would get so flustered but like shit man i don't blame them.. i'd pretend to drown for some mouth to mouth from that hunk of a man any day of the week RARGHHHH
anyway that's All for now.. i will likely have More.
