No mettaton propaganda you say? Let's change that. Reasons to vote mettaton:
He's dancing throughout his entire boss battle (amazing core strength)
He is a news reporter, pop star, cooking show host, and actor (multitasking icon)
He looks great in a dress (and he sings in it)
He buys a new diary for every entry (they're pink and everything)
All of his cousins are trans (what more can I say to add to such perfection?)
He was built a body by a mad scientist (his body is hot pink, need I say more?)
He has epic boss battle music (I'm begging you listen to it of you haven't)
AND he tried to kill a child (your honor, he looked fabulous while doing it)
he looked so fabulous while doing it!









