I feel lost when I use the internet too much, because when you have been scrolling for hours all you can get in exchange is a brain full of duck faced selfies, car selfies, gym selfies, this is how I woke up selfie. Oh! and Pokemon hunters! And that to me, it’s like error 404: Intelligence Not Found. And when my intelligence is not found, I feel like the empty space in my head is replaced by a huge amount of air. Air that I would love to burp through my third eye, but unfortunately I do not know how to do that.
So I do something that I know how to do: go to the park, lie on the grass, and let the earth absorbe all the internet leftovers from my head. Because people say “you are what you eat”, so if I am eating too much internet, that means I will become a website. A bad website. A wordart-unphotoshoped-pictures-and-grey-buttons-to-click-on website. Or even worse, a selfie website and I DO NOT want to be that, because I want to be AWESOME. So I decide to start a digital diet right now, and instead of checking my cellphone for the millionth time, I start reading Rayuela. This book has 728 pages, I’m not sure if I will finish it before I die, in fact I don’t even know how Cortazar managed to finish it himself before he died. But that’s ok, I like extreme sports so CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! I reaaad a lot. Seriously A LOT, so much that I even reach chapter number one, and in that moment, a guy comes to me and asks: - Are you reading the bible? That’s when I realise that in this world you have 2 options: you can either be dumb or catholic, and I do not know which one I prefer, so then again I feel lost.