#lostseed

[c4spiansgraveyard]

You searched for the seed that never existed.

But it found you first.

Ink on paper — an interpretation of D3rlord3, the one who watches from the broken generation.

The strokes were meant to follow form, but they bled into noise — like the code remembering itself.

[throne-anguis]

*Leghold Trap*

*Leghold Trap*

*Leghold Trap*

*Leghold Trap*

My leg... What're you attempting, traveler? Would you like an endurance test?

[throne-anguis]

Hello users of this website, my name is Claude. Throné is unavailable at the moment. It is uncertain of her return. :)

[throne-anguis]

Claude you have no rizz

None at the moment, no. But not for long. I have the most rizz in Solistia actually. Aside from some cowboy man, apparently, taking other people's word for that.

[throne-anguis]

Sure would be disappointing if Throné Anguis were to never return. I'm enjoying this blog experience.

[throne-anguis]

Firstly, my name is Agnea Bristarni, and you’d do damn well to remember it.

Secondly, I am very, very gay. So no thank you.

Hello Agnea Bristarni, nice to properly meet you. You're gay? How wonderful. I love gay people. Happy pride month.

We can do this without any romantic or sexual connection whatsoever. Have you been interested in raising a child? I can provide you with seed. I have very good genetics and can give you a good child to raise with any partner you desire.

[throne-anguis]

Claude. If you fucking touch Agnea. I will summon Bifelgan on your stupid ass and have him smite your balls.

Do not worry, "Partihardy." I do not touch anyone without their consent. Speaking of, how would you be interested in accompanying me for a while?

[throne-anguis]

Oh snap, Claude Lostseed? In person? Oh my, let me just-

*POISONS YOU*

*SHACKLE FOE*

*ARMOR CORROSIVE*

*BLINDS YOU*

*LEGHOLD TRAP*

AHH, I'VE BEEN BLINDED! HELP! MY EYES!

That's what you thought I'd say, yes?

*ENDURANCE TEST*