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Robert hcs now
robert hcs!
(based off nothing cuz he has like 2 lines...)
secretly takes ballet classes and is actually cracked at it but he would die before telling anyone (esp roger oml roger would eat him ALIVE)
i think he has a pet cat called sophie, she's one of them really fluffy cats and he got special permission to bring it to the dorm because she catches mice and her hair sheds EVERYWHERE
lowkey hates jack secretly
he is awful at writing, he wrote a poem for maurice once because he was sad and it was literally "roses are red/ violets are blue/sadness is bad/especially on you" and maurice cried
he has this annoying habit of cracking his knuckles one by one slowly, and it annoys jack so much he wraps his hands in gauze stolen from the matrons office
has an older brother who is really really cool, he probably does sailing and hunting and all these really cool things and robert thinks he is the coolest person in the whole wide world
he is a sleepwalker and has woken the entire dorm up by staggering around singing pie jesu
simultaneously he has a younger brother who he thinks is the most annoying piece of shit to ever grace the planet
however when he finds out his younger brother is being bullied he probably beats the living shit out of whoever bullied him so i mean i guess there's some love there💀
is scottish and his mum packed him a kilt and once his trousers were all in the wash so he had to wear it and everyone absolutely lost it because they thought he was wearing a skirt
plays tennis with maurice! i think he bill and maurice are good friends, rob and bill find roger odd but maurice seems to like him so...
always hides jack's shoes to piss him off
if nothing to do with jobs mattered he would want to do hair, he used to do girls hair for a few pennies and he did proper nice lovely little braids as well...
he learned to do different hair types too, that boy was desperate for barley sugars so he'd do any kind of hair to make money
and when they were in the boys schools he'd pin roger down and do his hair because he likes doing hair...
so roger at least had some gorgeous cornrows😍😍
my gift for @loversober i know u luv robert
Jack rallying the hunters while Simon’s tweaking out talking to that pig head
It’s JACK!
if you could torture jack merridew how would you do so and how long wound you keep him alive. make sure to be detailed. thisll def make you think
therapy on thursdays every week.
alive for a normal life span to ensure that he has to endure the processing of his own guilt/actions.
i think the journey to become a grounded, empathetic, vulnerable person would make him agonize enough
Jack Merridew has a lisp
ur maurice mii is so cute if you have any more content of him (even if he’s in the back all blurry) please show me
okaayyy1!!! here
jus kidding
Ralph mole laser removal
Ralph: NOO NOO MY MOLES ARE NATURAL AND WHAT MAKES ME BEAUTIFUL!
Piggy: you're right! Now let's all hold hands and sing!
Jack: shut up fatty!
Ralph: Jack.. I know you're just insecure of your moles.. it's okay.
Jack: you're wrong. Laser removal table now.
OMG 😭😭
i actually love this like 🥹 idk how to explain it i get an immense sense of joy by reading this
i just really like drawing moles like i really do its very fun