So my first week of Artfight came and went, and things are way closer than I thought they were going to be (Seriously, friendly fire gets a buff and it seems like Crystals outnumbers Fossils, what happened? /lh). After spending hours drawing at a tablet, trying to figure out how not to suck (and spending several more procrastinating) I'm glad to say that I've made several enemies. What happened? Well, let's start at...
I was excited at the prospect of participating, and slightly worried at the assumed disadvantage my team was in. Regardless, I knew exactly what I had in mind for my first attack, as I began to prepare... BunnyEevee pops out! In shock, I drop my glasses like an idiot, batting them up between my hands before getting them back onto my face. As I try to pretend that I wasn't startled, I get interrupted with the news that it counted as an attack. Wasting no time, I set my plan into motion, ringing up the most popular (and definitely not a cactus) Glaceon around, Juanita. Sending her to a nearby restaurant, where she would be greeted by the living embodiment of charisma—Florm. The power of celebrity love gives me my first attack against Scruffy, giving me enough free time to focus on vengeance. While I was prepping for revenge on BunnyEevee, fellow Fossils member Sweeftums uses a drawing of Baccarat as friendly fire; with the boost I'm able to scope out the Eevee explorer Yui, and send her off to a bug infected forest to set off her entomophobia and arachnophobia, officially ending my indoctrination to Artfight with emotional manipulation.
As I before to wake up, my eyes adjust to an odd sight: Scruffy looming over me. My following confusion registers as an attack, and they run off, trying ( and failing) to keep their battle ratio above 20%. Getting my bearings, I look back trough my bookmarks and find that Momento and Mori, Duskull Eevees of BookofCircus and LeafPlays, are on the same team. Tracking them down, they try to put on a Halloween show, but I leave after it registers as a Mass Attack, going on to my next targets. Getting onto the set of the Wacky Worm Show, I see the co-hosts together, enjoying friendship, but before I can end the day, 111catsrule gets revenge by pixlfying Baccarat!
Instead of rebalancing my ratio, the first action of this day is... deeply disturbing... TwentySeven went and told Baccarat the secret trick to gambling! Now he'll be able to disrupt the delicate monetary ecosystem of slots! I opted to save revenge for the next day, instead encountering Mug the Moogle from Skyeon while roaming my bookmarks. After running away, I decide to rest up for the next day.
Browsing through TwentySeven's profile, I pick out Flora from the crowd and search for them for my next attack. I eventually find them lying by their namesake, going through the motions. As I take this in, I devise a way to guarantee an early win for team Fossils, which was of course through crime!
My first action of the day was making an attempt on uwumcuwuface's life! How? By trying to ruin his will to live via badly played clarinet noises while waving a flashlight around. But in some karmic fashion, all this did was summon a Sea Bear to maul me! As I attempt to draw a circle, I wonder who could possibly be to blame for the consequences of my actions. But before I could think of anyone else to blame, my infamous inability to draw means that I only made an oval. As the Sea Bear gives me every known disease (and a few new ones), Aurora and Shamrock come to my aid! ...maybe no more murder attempts for Artfight though...
As the end of the first week draws closer, Venus brings Loki up to a mountain to reenact that scene from Lion Hamlet as the moonlight bounces off of the crystals and dawns on them, gleaming with the power of stones and not being bald.
Uhhh I kinda... didn't get around to anything this day... I'm lazy lol =P