#lousypreach

[bloodxndwhiskey]

' i’m assuming i did something wrong. '

THINGS MARKIPLIER SAYS SENTENCE STARTERS

A sour look plastered itself across the vampire’s face, mouth twisted in a frown. “Yeh think, Padre?” Cassidy spat, the words laced with a hidden danger. For fuck’s sake, he was trying to help the unholy man with the government-agency-clones that were after Jesse’s ass, trying to keep them from slicing him open and scooping out his innards or whatever the fuck they were trying. And yet the preacher just brushed it off, either ignoring what he had to say or accuse Cass of being high which he was most of the time, but that was beside the point.

[bitchculebra-blog]

@lousypreach​ cont.

it had been an attempt at a joke, not a very good one by his reaction.  a soft sigh dances from her plump lips, eyes cast towards his neck, a white collar adoring a black shirt.     “  i thought all pastors were meant to be old and ugly.  ”    a quirk of her lips, she hopes that joke is better than her last.    “  if there’s enough,  i’ll take one ... i suppose.  ”     it felt strange, standing in front of a man who spoke the word of a god she had barely heard of until she had been freed.  for a second, the goddess wondered if his god would be kinder than the gods she spent a lifetime shackled to. 

[bloodxndwhiskey]

“ that shouldn’t have worked, but it did. ”

A low chuckle resounded from the vamp, spilling from his lips. “Yeh doubt me far too much, Padre,” he snarked with a toothy grin, thumping a fist down on the air conditioning unit for good measure as the fan gave a feeble spin. “Leas’ it’s on, aye?” Granted, it wasn’t cooling the air any, nor was it circulating it well, but it was progress, at least. Something to show he was useful so Emily wouldn’t bitch more.

[justplays-blog]

❑  °  @lousypreach

           the  boy  lifts  a  cigarette  to  his  lips,  eyes  shifting  towards  the  male  before  he’s  scoffing  and  shaking  his  head.   ❛   you  give  a  guy  a  beating  once  in  public  and  they  send you  to  a  fuckin’  preacher.  startin’  to  think  they  had  no  more  therapists  to  turn  to.   ❜  some  could  say  will’s  an  expert  at  driving  people  away,  including  those  who  were  just  there to  help  him,  not  that  he  even  believed  in  help.  he  did  have  violent  tendencies,  but  in  his  mind,  that’s  normal.