Our apartment is designed in such a way that we have a lot of really small areas that no person could ever fit into.
However. A kitten? No issue.
We call these areas/spaces “the backstage”
The cats disappear into the backstage frequently. Thing is? Our adult cat is silent. Truly terrifying, a predator of impressive stealth.
The kitten on the other hand. Well, let’s just say it tends to be obvious who to blame when things quite literally go “bump” in the night.
Often you will hear a loud scratching or banging coming from behind the walls or furniture, real horror movie shit, and then just an exasperated “DAZ. Stop rifling around backstage!” And then, if you listen closely, a small cute kitten noise can often be heard, immediately drowned out by horror movie noises that aren’t frightening because cat
If this gets any likes I may add a picture of the Guilty One who is currently biting my toes
