‘I’m forced to sit in your lap because this bus is ridiculously crowded anD CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SMELLING MY NECK, I KNOW I SMELL GOOD BUT YOU’RE STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT’ au plsss
Popular one, huh? I love these prompts, they’re so stupid and funny <3 Random hilarious prompts here.
Kagami winced, umbrella handles poking him in gut and elbows jabbing his back. It didn’t help that everyone was wet, and he grimaced as he felt his clothes getting wet from raincoats and umbrellas. He hadn’t brought up umbrella, unfortunately, so it wasn’t like he was dry himself.
The bus started suddenly from a stop and Kagami gasped as he lurched backward, stumbling right into someone’s lap. He blinked up at navy eyes staring down curiously at him.
“U-um, sorry-”
“Don’t sweat it,” the man grinned, brightening his sharp features. Kagami went to stand up but the little gap he had been standing in was promptly filled with wet boots. “You can stay here.”
Kagami flushed with embarrassment. “Okay, thanks…” He sat quietly in the man’s lap, his heart fluttering when he felt breath ghosting across the back of his neck.
W-wait…is he…is he SNIFFING me?!
He was.
Kagami groaned internally. Just his luck to land in the lap of the guy who seemed to really like his sandalwood soap. He held back a squeal when he felt a cold nose against his hot skin.
“I-it’s..sandalwood…” Kagami started awkwardly.
“Is that so?” the man hummed, but didn’t seem to be intent on stopping. Kagami shivered when the warm breath lightly brushed down his shirt.
Thankfully, Kagami’s stop soon arrived.
“Thanks, but this is where I leave…” Kagami stood up but the man grabbed his wrist. Kagami was about to pull it away when he felt something being pressed into his hand. It was an umbrella.
“I noticed you didn’t have one, so take mine,” the man smiled, and Kagai felt his heart warm a little. “Don’t get sick.”
Before Kagami could say anything else, the rush of bodies pushed him out of the bus. He opened the umbrella and a piece of paper fluttered down. He snatched it in mid-air. It was a name, with a phone number.
Return it over lunch, won’t you? was scribbled on it as well.
That one "send me a ship and I'll tell you...": Murahimu.
Uwaa so many ships I’m so flattered you want to know my lame ass head-canons ;~; Sorry if I can’t through all of them today though, you know life and assignments and forgetting birthdays… OTL
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
who’s the cuddler: Murasakibara, those long limbs need to go somewhere!
who makes the bed: Himuro. Murasakibara kinda just rolls out of bed and gets on with life.
who wakes up first: Himuro, unless Murasakibara had midnight snacking urges. Which he probably did.
who has the weird taste in music: Himuro listens to English music and Murasakibara has no idea what it means, so to him, it’s weird XD
who is more protective: Murasakibara. Himuro is a pretty thing, and if Murasakibara has to tower and glare at would-be flirts, then Himuro will turn a blind eye.
who sings in the shower: Himuro, with all those English songs, and Murasakibara is like “Muro-chin, are you crying?” and Himuro will shut up.
who cries during movies: Murasakibara is the big baby, and Himuro will get special snacks to cheer him up for those occasions.
who spends the most while out shopping: Murasakibara. Food food food!
who kisses more roughly: Murasakibara, especially if Himuro has had something to eat beforehand and Murasakibara just wants to get at all the crumbs.
who is more dominate: Ooo I feel like Himuro kinda teases him with kisses and then Murasakibara just grabs his and lifts him and carts him to the bedroom because enough teasing, he’s hungry. For Himuro. (Omg that’s so cheesy I’m sorry.)
my rating of the ship from 1-10: Awkward height difference kisses couple rated 10/10!
OMG, i love the update of blood moon, even it still begin! Thank you for your update and hard work! o(*>▽<*)o You don't know how your story save the my day!
Ahhh thank you so much!!! I’m so happy you liked it （≧∇≦） Your comment has saved my day.
@loveaoka requested one with an angel Kagami and devil Aomine! This had the potential to become insanely long and I really didn’t want to go into “multi chapter” alley (at least not right now), so this happened. XD
Also how good is Adam Lambert’s latest album?! Yeah I know it was out months ago but still!! I’m hooked~ hopefully one day I can hear him live~~ *swoons*
Dark grey eyes stared down at Kagami, arms folded over a silken white robe and feet brushing the marble floor lightly as twin silver wings held the figure upright. “Your friend is causing mischief down on Earth, Taiga. Fix it.”
Kagami grumbled. “Why do I have to-”
“Because he seems to only listen to you,” the archangel narrowed his eyes. Himuro Tatsuya did not take kindly to his dear angels mingling with the underworld filth. It would only lead to severe consequences, and their segregation was necessary. “You’ll go down there, and tell him to stop. And then you will say goodbye and never see him again.”
Kagami’s eyes widened. “But-”
“At least I’m giving you that much,” Himuro said softly, waving his hand, and the last thing Kagami saw before landing on Earth was Himuro’s tense expression.
***
Aomine whistled happily, peering down from the roof he was on while rolling up his sleeves. A bucket of water sat next to him and he picked it up slowly. “Three…two…one…huzzah!” he saw the girl walk out of the building and tilted the bucket to see the water slosh out and fall down spectacularly…only to stop in mid-air. To his shock, it flew straight back up and hit him right in the face. He spluttered, stumbling back and blinking his vision clear to see a silhouette floating above him, the sun its backlight.
Fiery red eyes glared down at him, forked eyebrows scrunched in displeasure. Tanned feet touched the ground as the large golden wings folded behind the figure. White silky material fell over his shoulders and clinched loosely at his waist by a golden rope. The dress brushing his knees and teasingly revealing small snippets of his skin as he moved towards Aomine. He threw out his hand and muttered something under his breath.
Aomine felt his human disguise shatter, as the clothes he was wearing morphed into tight black pants. Dark tattoos swirled on his neck, back and arms and a black tail flicked the water off in annoyance. His pointed ears twitched and his sharp canines peaked from his teeth in a sly grin.
“Hey there, Kagami. Doesn’t it get a little airy in that dress of yours?” he smirked, peering under Kagami’s clothing.
Kagami slapped his hand away, his cheeks red. “Aomine, you asshole!”
Aomine ran a hand through his hair. “Not like I haven’t seen it before.”
Kagami closed his eyes, taking in a deep breath. “You need to stop this.”
“Hey, she’s the one who walked under a ladder this morning. I gotta keep the reputation-”
Kagami shook his head. “Stop. There are other ways of grabbing my attention, ways that archangels don’t notice.”
Aomine raised an eyebrow. “Is there something wrong?” he inquired, grabbing Kagami’s belt and pulling him down.
Kagami’s wings fluttered at the disturbance as he floated down on his knees beside Aomine. He exhaled deeply, placing a hand on Aomine’s bare chest. “Tatsuya said I can’t see you anymore.”
Aomine’s navy eyes flashed and he grabbed Kagami’s wrist. “That damn brother of yours seems to have gotten a little cocky after his promotion.” His other hand snaked around Kagami’s waist. “Just don’t listen to him.”
“He’s an archangel,” Kagami’s lashes flickered when Aomine nuzzled his cheek.
“Your point is?” Aomine whispered against Kagami’s mouth.
Aomine’s teeth nipped Kagami’s lips and Kagami titled his head, sighing into the kiss. He felt Aomine’s fingers slide under his robe, his mind hazing over slowly as it did whenever they touched. He could feel his thoughts melt away by the warmth of Aomine’s body, his fingers sliding up and down the well-toned chest and his tongue tasting Aomine’s fangs. Aomine’s nails raked gently up his thigh but a cold wind down Kagami’s back had him pushing the demon back.
Aomine blinked at him blearily, his own mind sluggish. “What…?”
“We have to stop,” Kagami hissed. “If Tatsuya finds out-”
“Too late, Taiga.”
Kagami felt panic churn in his stomach as a sudden find fluttered around them. He turned around, shading his face with a hand and extending his wings to protect Aomine.
Himuro grit his teeth, landing before them. “I thought something was up, but to think you would go this far. Who started it? No,” he pressed a hand to his forehead. “The devil probably seduced you. I forgive you, but first, I must eliminate him.”
Aomine pushed Kagami’s wing down, eyebrow raised at Himuro.
“No!” Kagami yelled. “You won’t lay a hand on him.”
“Are you disobeying me?” Himuro raised his hand and something sparked in his palm. It was his most powerful spell, and his fury fueled it. He threw it at Aomine but Kagami pushed him to the side and it hit the redhead right in the chest. He screamed, falling to his knees as golden feathers spun in the wind.
“Taiga!” Aomine roared just as Himuro opened his mouth to do the same. The demon wrapped his arms around Kagami and looked up at the archangel slowly.
Aomine could feel the anger tinge his vision red. He was no longer a soldier, but he knew he was strong enough to land a blow on an archangel. The consequences of such an action didn’t cross his mind as he glared at the angel.
That was one of the few times Himuro felt his mouth go dry with fear. Looking at Aomine’s expression, Himuro was unsure if he would return to Heaven in one piece.
Kagami groaned and Aomine broke eye contact, rolling Kagami onto his back, eyes flickering over his face. “Fuck, where does it hurt?” he stroked Kagami’s hair lovingly. “Shit, Taiga, stay with me, you hear, you fucking dumbass… Don’t tell me some dumbass fairy ball is gonna hurt you!”
Himuro’s hands shook. Could this be…should I…? He cradled his face in his hands and took a deep breath. He loved his brother. He would do anything for Kagami’s happiness, to keep him safe. But his own actions were hurting his dear brother. And this…demon…was doing a better job at doing the job Himuro should’ve been doing.
“Kagami Taiga, I banish thee from Heaven.”
The words were heavy in his mouth, but once he said them, there was a lightness in his heart.
Aomine stared at him in shock. Then down at the shivering body in his hands. The golden feathers of Kagami’s wings fell slowly, cushioning the angel like a bed of light. In their place were feathers the colour of blood, tinged with streaks of silver and black. The otherworldly light under his skin dulled to a soft glow.
Kagami sat up slowly, rubbing his head, blinking his eyes open. Aomine kept staring at him. He looked around himself in confusion to see Himuro smiling at him sadly.
“I think you’ll be happier this way.”
Kagami saw his golden feathers on the ground. He stood up slowly with Aomine’s help, stretching his wings and staring at their new hue. “What happened…?”
“I like them this way,” Aomine ruffled the feathers.
“Hell is your new home now,” Himuro murmured, his eyes glassy. “You seemed to like that place better anyway.”
“You sinned,” Himuro sighed. “You’re no longer part of Heaven. You have no obligation to us. You don’t serve us. You can do whatever you want.”
Aomine gripped Kagami’s hand. “That…that means he can come with me? To my home? Meet my friends?”
“If you want to put it that way,” Himuro shrugged, hiding a smile. Kagami’s face morphed into a grin. He ran forward and hugged Himuro tightly, to the latter’s surprise.
“Thank you,” he whispered into Himuro’s shoulder.
“That’s the first time an angel thanked me for banishing them. But then again, you aren’t an ordinary angel,” Himuro added with a chuckle.
Kagami squeezed again, before pulling back. “I’ll be a little naughty so you can come see me,” he added with a wink before running back to Aomine.
Himuro saw the two hug and laugh and kiss, smiling as he looked back up at the sky. Maybe demons aren’t exactly like I thought they were.
