#lovecomputerlovecomputer

[ask-nightvales-voice]

>Accessing WTNVSpeakers.exe ... ... ... (-lovecomputerlovecomputer)

Cecil turned to look at his soundboard, startled by the crackle in his headset. The Night Vale Phone Board must have transferred a call to his studio before the broadcast again.

“Hello?”

[the-perfect-scientist]

🍟 - Computer

Send 🍟 to steal one of my muse’s fries. Thief.

“What the... No, Computer, not for you.” Carlos carefully grabbed the small drone by the body and removed the food-bits from its servos before letting it go. God damned remote-accessing hacking computer...

[the-perfect-scientist]

*CAN COMPUTER COOK BACON WITH A HAIR STRAIGHTENER? ASKING FOR A NOT-COMPUTER.

Carlos sighed. “Technically yes, but there’s a difference between ‘can’ and ‘should’. You shouldn’t cook food with anything that wasn’t made for heating food.”

[the-perfect-scientist]

COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT Carlos NEEDS. ICE CREAM AND A BAD MOVIE. - Computer

“Uh... okay, I’ll bite. Why do you think I need those things?” Carlos asked.

[eyececil]

WHAT IS THIS BIOLOGICAL EXTERNAL UNIT. IS THIS MEGAN? THIS IS NOT MEGAN. MEGAN HAS THE WONDERFUL ONE-HANDED ASDFJKL; TYPING POSITION. - Computer

Oh! Computer?! Well you’re right, I’m not Megan and I don't type with one-hand, I type with two small legs. I... guess it’s a little bit like two fingers typing?

[the-perfect-scientist]

█ -lovecomputerlovecomputer

“I’m not going to use duct tape to close up your tower. That’s just not going to work.”

[the-perfect-scientist]

COMPUTER HAS MISSED CARLOS. BUT COMPUTER HAS A METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION. COMPUTER IS ON THE WAY.

[TXT] Method of -- what are you doing??

[the-perfect-scientist]

DOES User: Carlos LIKE WHAT Carlos SEES? -lovecomputerlovecomputer

Carlos looked at the picture of a computer tower with the paneling removed.

[Txt] Are you having an overheating problem? Want me to come make sure your fans are working? -C