Man, so yesterday I was getting some lunch meat with my mom at the store, and this woman walks by with a BEAUTIFUL corgi in her cart, dressed in a Santa suit. My mom and I both got all excited exclaiming how adorable it was, and I was about o ask to get a picture to send to you - but then I realized the dog's owner, a woman, was looking at us like she'd enjoy nothing more than roasting our heads on an open pit of fire. So. I enjoyed the Santa Corgi, sorry you couldn't :(
you should have punched her in the face and taken the picture anyway
(that is bad advice don't punch strangers in the face)
(don't punch anyone in the face actually)
(unless it's over a santa corgi)
(but really not even then because i imagine there aren't a lot of people who are okay with being punched in the face)