#lovelystressedprincess

[ninjas-and-coffee]

This was going to be serious but like RIP fish

(asks are open)

[mcfanely]

Am I the only one who thinks that all of the ninja are descended from dragons, considering that a) we know humans can come out of dragons and Oni (Lloyd and FSM are my evidence for this) and b) when they were in the first realm they ran into a bunch of dragons with elemental powers. It would definitely explain how they seem to be able to withstand getting their skulls cracked open every five seconds, any ordinary human would probably be dead by now.

I love the idea that the ninja are descended from dragons, it provides more reasoning other than 'genetics' as to why their elemental powers are passed down from parent to child instead of hopping from host to host once one elemental master dies.

I mean, I know that the power can be passed down, and logically that process would make more sense? Like, sure, a parent is more likely to pass their powers down to their kid and therefore it would be kept in the family, but power by inheritance?

A literal baby with elemental power flowing through them? Having to actively pass on a power instead of it being inherited automatically means that A LITERAL CHILD WON'T BE RUNNING AROUND WITH ELEMENTAL ABILITIES, all the parent would have to do is wait until they were a responsible and better age.

I'm totally getting off track with the point of this ask 😂

But that means, with the Third Oni AU, if we take into account that an elemental master is already inherently not fully human, then that means that Cole is even more seperate from humanity.

And think of it this way! First Spinjitzu Master is Half Oni, Half Dragon.

He had two kids, and whilst it's entirely plausible that he straight up created them from nothing, I like to think they had a mum.

So, genetically speaking, both Wu and Garmadon are half human, and the other half is a mish-mash of Dragon and Oni

Wu being more Dragon, Garmadon being more Oni.

Cole is pretty much half Oni, give or take, and half human.

But if that human aspect is a little tainted with dragon genetics (because logically, other than with Wu and Garmadon, Oni and Dragon genetics don't meld well for others)

Cole is technically more creature, than human. He's more than enough Oni, but now with the little bit of dragon in his blood he's not half human.

Cole and Zane: The Almost-Human-But-Not-Quite founding members.

Though Cole doesn't mind about the sheer ambiguity of what he is. He's content with the knowledge that he's not human, because if he was human then he wouldn't be able to do all these little shape-shifting tricks.

And you know, even though he keeps his powers a secret, given the opportunity he would just go out of his way to use them simply because he loves his ability. He loves that he's not fully human.

[lloydskywalkers]

Kai Smith's entire character be like: he protec, he attac, but most of all HE WANTS HIS FAMILY TO STOP DYING ON HIM WHAT THE HEC

Kai @ his family literally every season:

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 bitch

[knightfisherr]

YOOOOOOOO you've seen Monkie Kid? Tell me all your opinions about every aspect of it rn

I HAVE my opinion is come to america right now monkie kid come here come let me support you come here

the animation style is SO COOL and it’s so vibrant and fun to watch and the villains feel really fun and genuine and so does the main team!! it’s like REALLY high octane especially in its animation/boarding which makes me drool on the daily but its such a cool series. i want more of it right now.

i support lego’s decision to keep giving girls motorcycles like i know thats specifically catered to me and eventually theyll have to stop giving girls motorcycles but Yeah. Motorcycles. MEI IS A DRAGON THAT WHOLE SCENE WITH THE DRAGON I LVOE THE DRAGON OOOOOORHHRHGGHHGHHH DRAGON. also macaque is (holds him) i just think he’s neat. i just think he’s neat and he specifically fills my “evil shadow self mocking the main character” need. sun wukong is so great and MK himself is really fun too!!! he’s kind of a goofus! I hold him gently in my hands. ALSO I DIDNT CATCH IT AT FIRST BUT LIKE, EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IS AN EXPY OF A CHARACTER FROM JOURNEY TO THE WEST. ALL OF THEM!!!  even the [spoilers] blue skull hissing monster cliffhanger >:)

conclusion: stream monkie kid

[spinchip]

I-if I wrote a fanfic of Cryptor being touch starved and Kai flirting with him like that.... Would you be interested....

I’m always up for fic recs! send it my way if you do :]

[razzle-zazzle]

... Drafted AU where Wu takes all of the ninja when they're super young. Like before they even have time to form any proper memories of their parents. So he has 4-6 (depending on if u want to stick with the og ninja or not) perfectly trained child soldiers by the time everything starts happening. He doesn't need to put the binding curse on them because he's the only parent they've ever known.

Sounds angsty, I like it :D

He takes Cole as a baby, Jay as a toddler (bc tracking him down was a bit harder) and then swoops in to nab Kai & Nya after Krux takes their parents.

He finds Zane & Julien in the woods and uses Zane’s memory switch to steal the android away. Zane, being teen-sized, is often left in charge of babysitting the others.

And then Lloyd runs away from Darkleys, but Wu sees no reason to take in his brother’s brat. Except then the ninja find Lloyd and decide to take care of him, smuggling him into the monastery like a cat.

[blursed-ninjago-ideas]

Ninjago AU where Kai and Nya join the circus instead of working at their father's blacksmiths. They discover their powers early and put on unique shows with fire and water. Kai works with fire tricks and throwing knives, Nya helps with water tricks, helping with the lights. Both do acrobatics.

ooooo yes