#lover5

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lOver5 things please

7 likes giving their partners stuff carved out of bones as gifts! nobody really knows where they keep getting the bones or if those bones are human, but it’s clear that they’re very passionate about their hobby and the rest of the o5s support that

[dorotheado]

dwoht is the anxiety and archer is the resigned depression y’all. dwoht and archer have the SAME VIBE and i just think that they speak about the SAME FEELINGS but dwoht is at least her able to share it with someone, trying to forget about the anxieties and the archer is the DEEP SEATED FEELINGS BENEATH

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l0ver5 have massive hug piles. Freaking out everybody bc all they see is a bunch of shadows squirming abt.

new researcher: what the fuck is that some kind of eldritch demon do we gotta call—

veteran researcher: oh yeah, the o5s have cuddle piles sometimes, no need to worry

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Every time founder holds a early meeting most the 05's turn up in their sleepwear to spite him (l0ver5)

this is either made better or worse with my headcanon that 6 sleeps in his boxers and 7 sleeps in their true form (which is some amalgamation of bones and darkness and of course, more teeth than most are comfortable with)

[eldritch-muppetshow]

The height difference between the administrator and the tallest O5 is massive. So. In the l0ver5 au they all need to pitch in to make sure the administrator is loved. Cuddles. -♠♠

honestly, at this point? i’m having trouble imagining that all 13 of the o5s are human.

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l0ver5 wear mountain dew lip balm and kiss eachother for "gamer juice" when all the other personnel are just trying to get them to do their god danm job. -♠♠

conspiracy: it started something like this

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l0ver5 manage to seduce the administrator by having a normal meeting where afterwards the administrator just demanded to be a part of that romantic tension.

some poor sap sees the administrator and the o5s out in public and thinks something dangerous/important is at hand, but nope, it’s just a regular ol’ date

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05 lover gang is called l0ver5. -♠♠

it’s canon