aight so I just listened to Touch My Body by Mariah and hear me out: prompto is sexy as fuck and knows it damn well. The boys all struggle to contain their thirst when he’s around because he just exudes too much.... it’s too much for them to handle
You know, I really appreciate oblivious and self-deprecating Prompto, but I also love the idea of him being a fucking tease. Maybe after a few drinks with his bros at the club, he’s dancing and laughing and not holding back at all. Almost jokingly, he flashes a bit of skin, or winks suggestively - but the others are completely floored. They always knew Prom was cute, but...
When did he get that sexy?
And then they’re all taking turns trying to dance with him, trying to get his attention because fucking six he’s suddenly shirtless. Prompto loves it, of course, even if he thinks they’re just playing along.
But then Gladio goes in for a kiss, and he’s serious. Noct is behind him, hands sliding into his pants. Ignis is doing the most sinful things to his neck and suddenly Prompto realizes they all real-for-real want him. It’s dizzying (or maybe that’s the drinks), but Prom gives in fast.
From then on, he’s more careful about when and where he uses his apparent powers of seduction ;)
