Death and Dinner
Rio Vidal x Reader
Word Count: 1.8k
Notes: Fluff, banter, minor angst, technically character death (you're dead), mentions of minor character death, more comfort than hurt, comedy aspects
Summary: You are Death's secretary. When she can't remember how you died, she convinces you to tell her over dinner.
An: This idea comes from that one person on tiktok that does the Death and Secretary skits I think you can find them @ FlickerSpark on tiktok.
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The natural order of things can be very meticulous at times. While it may seem as though things just happen and the process is self-sufficient that is not always the case.
When it came to the process of dying, there were many steps to make it to eternal bliss or damnation or something in-between.
Death used to handle all of those pesky decisions on her lonesome, but eventually to make her job easier, she got a secretary.
Someone who could handle all the mundane aspects of the life cycle, so that all she had to do was collect the souls. It left the grim reaper with an abundance of free time to run amuck.
Rio loved to run amuck.
You hardly think she was Lady Death with all of the fun she had. There was nearly always a smile on her face, she always had something smug to say, she was something like a light. So bright that you could go blind just by looking at her.
“Y/n, how’s my 4 o’clock looking?”
Her presence startles you as it always does. Rio just likes to pop up unannounced rather than use the door.
You click a few things on your desktop, “Not that busy, but it seems like a lot of accidents. Slipped and fell with knife, choked on dinner, ingesting paint.”
“Ingesting paint does not sound like and accident,” Rio places her hand on her forehead.
You shrug, “All that to say you’re not dealing with the brightest bunch here.”
She groans, “I wish you could come with me on the pick-ups, you have way more patience than I do.”
“True.”
Rio scoffs playfully, “You were supposed to disagree.”
You roll your eyes at her, “Oh no Lady Death you are so patient and kind.”
She laughs at your sarcasm, “I’ll have you know I am very patient. Why do you think people get live past the age 30 now? When I was alive 30 was old, now we got people living past 100.”
You nod in faux-agreement, “Sure, if you say so.”
Rio narrows her eyes, “You’re not… you weren’t 30, right? When you died?”
It’s your turn to laugh, “No, I was not.”
She sighs in relief, “Whew, for a second there I thought-”
“I was 27,” you cut her off.
There aren’t many times that Death is left speechless, but this is one of them.
“And you died how?” She says after a long silence.
A small smirk plays on your lips, “You’re going to have to remember that one.”
“Y/n,” she whines. “People die all day, everyday.”
“But only one of those people is your secretary. Now go reap those empty headed souls, it’s 4,” you shoo her away.
She points a finger at you, “This isn’t over.”
“Looking forward to it," you retort.
When Rio leaves you’re somewhere in the back of her mind. She remembers picking you as her secretary in the 90’s? Maybe it was the 2000’s? There was definitely internet.
She remembers picking you because of how smart you were. Being cute definitely didn’t harm the decision making process. She remembers the confusion when she saw someone like you was supposed to float off in purgatory for eternity.
She comes back into the office when she’s done, opting to use the door for once. She put her elbow on the desk, so that head could rest in her palm.
“Did you kill yourself?”
You don’t look up from your keyboard, “Not exactly.”
“What kind of answer is that?”
You shrug, “The true kind.”
“You’re killing me baby,” Rio puts a dramatic pout on her face.
“Statistically improbable,” you finally look up at her.
Her eyes are scanning over your face, “Ok, clearly I don’t recall, but I want to know. How about, as a sorry for not remembering how you died, I take you out of this stuffy old office? We can get dinner and then you can fill me in on your passing.”
“That kind of sounds like date,” you point out.
Rio just counters, “It sounds like dinner.”
“I can agree to those terms.”
She smirks, “Let’s go then.”
“Right now?”
She extends her hand to you, “No better time than the present.”
You put your hand in hers, “I don't get to get ready?”
Rio’s eyes drag over your figure, “You look perfect, but if wardrobe is a big thing for you, I can take care of that.”
With your hand in hers it’s hard to hide your blush. You can see the cocky smile on her face already forming.
“Let’s just go,” you avert your gaze from her.
With a snap of her fingers you’re at a restaurant table. It’s nothing too fancy, but it’s nice enough to make you wish you’d changed.
“Worrying about your clothes and not having any questions about how you are on Earth again is pretty strange,” Rio whispers from across the table.
“Well in case you missed it I'm having dinner with Death. I feel like the rest is pretty self explanatory,” you toss back at her.
She sends you a lopsided smile, “Then you should trust me not to let you come to a place like this in a hoodie and jeans.”
You glare at her, “You said I looked perfect.”
You look down to find yourself in a more upscale outfit. Something that still felt soft and comfortable against your skin.
“You always look perfect to me,” she says it offhandedly, but there’s something there.
You don’t get a chance to answer before the waiter approaches the table. He’s speaking to you in French. Before you can work out what to say, Rio has ordered for the both of you and sent the waiter along with a joke that makes him chuckle.
“You speak French?”
“Honey I’m Death, I speak every language. Even the one’s that don’t exist anymore,” she teases you.
“So you remember forgotten languages, but not how your secretary died? Interesting.”
Rio pouts, “Did you ever tell me?”
You look at her slyly, “Maybe, maybe not? Shouldn’t you know regardless, I mean you were there.”
She rubs her temple, “I’m always there. For everyone.”
You take pity on her and sit back in your seat, getting a little more comfortable, “Tell me what you remember from when we first met.”
Rio recounts some details, “I remember that your soul was going to purgatory.”
You hum.
She continues, “You had to be wearing that hoodie. You literally wear it almost every day so I'm assuming it's sentimental.”
You nod, “I was wearing the hoodie.”
Rio looks in your eyes, “Did you save someone?”
Your eyes turn a little glossy, “I’d like to think I did, but I died before I really knew for sure.”
The conversation doesn’t progress any further before the food comes. You’re grateful for the break. The two of you eat with lighter small talk sprinkled throughout the dinner.
When you’re done Rio pays and you leave the restaurant. You walk the streets together enjoying the fresh air on your skin. You don't remember the last time you felt it.
Rio’s hand slips into yours at some point. She’s cold, but that's nothing new. You always found her cool skin comforting.
She leads you to a small park. The two of you sit on a bench. Her hand doesn't let go of yours.
“I remember now,” she breaks the silence.
You let out a heavy sigh, “A little brutal, but I did it to myself, I guess.”
Her eyes bore into yours, “No, you didn’t. You did it to save his life.”
You close your eyes to stop the tears from falling. You turn away from her. It might not help, but you can’t help it as you whisper, “Did I save him?”
It was a question you never knew the answer to. Something that haunted you relentlessly. Did you act fast enough to save your son?
“You did.”
Squeezing your eyes closed didn’t stop the tears from falling. He was okay. You had always hoped that when you pushed him out of the way, he survived. Part of you was skeptical, maybe you pushed him too hard or maybe you weren't fast enough. Hell maybe there was another car driving the wrong way on the one-way street.
“I always wondered if I had been quick enough,” there’s a small patch of relief in your voice.
“Life can be such a mysterious thing sometimes,” Rio murmurs.
You wipe at some of your tears, “Why do you say that?”
Rio gently lifts your face, just enough to swipe away your tears with the pad of her thumb, “I lost my son too.”
Your eyes soften for her, “You had a son?”
Rio smiles sadly, “Nicky was only 6 when I lost him.”
“Did you have to-”
She chuckles bitterly, “Of course, I did. I tried to make it as pleasant as possible for him. On the inside it felt like I was dying all over again. His mother never forgave me. I lost everything in one foul swoop.”
Everything is silent for a moment. There’s a heaviness blanketed over the both of you. Yet there is also some comfort knowing that neither of you is alone in this experience. She knows how you feel, and you know how she feels. Two sides of the same coin, with loss as the common denominator.
“I’m sorry, didn’t know that dinner would end in so many negative emotions,” you attempt to joke.
Rio leans into you, “Usually all the trauma comes long after the first date, but we’ve known each other awhile now.”
“Date, I thought you said it was dinner?”
She gets even closer, smiling when you don't back away, “Well it’s just dinner unless we kiss. If we kiss, then it’s date.”
“Is that so?”
Her eyes dart to your lips, “Last time I checked.”
This time you lean in, “Then what are you waiting for."
She doesn’t waste any time planting her lips against yours. It surprises you to find out her lips are warm. They’re plush-like as the carefully mix with yours. You could lose yourself to the sensation.
“You know we could kiss forever. Neither of us need oxygen,” Rio breaks the kiss.
“Then why'd you stop?” You whine.
Rio kisses your cheek, “Because I'm a gentle woman, and this is the first date.”
“Well you have a gap around 2pm tomorrow. Let’s do lunch,” you suggest.
Rio smirks, “Trying to speed up the process, so you can get into my pants?”
You send her coy smile, “And if I was?”
Rio stands from the bench extending her hand to you, “Then I’d say I’m excited for our lunch date.”
You take her hand and she pulls you into her side. Her arm drapes over your shoulder. You nuzzle into her warmth.
“Me too.”