Temple Beth Bagel, Florida
The man from Lox is a man who is always stealing Lox from the People. His under cover name is Bagel ben Lox. One day he heard that there would be a huge Lox shipment to Temple Beth Bagel, Florida. Grabbing a small breakfast of lox on challah he slid down the loxhole into his loxcave and hopped into his loxmobile. You see, he is a loxomaniac. When he arrived in Florida, he rushed to where shipment was to arrive. What he did not know was that the lox coming in was liquid oxygen and not the lox you put on bagels. When he tried to open a can, the can opener crumpled to dust. Then the FBI came in and put him in solitary confinement. The last words we heard him say were, “Coldest darn lox I ever tasted!”
Reform Jewish Camp X, 1967