CL, LF ==> Converse please!
-- computationalLikeness [CL] began pestering lingeringFondness [LF] at 21:47 --
CL: 1 d0n't supp0se y0u've managed t0 0bta1n y0ur c0py 0f the game 1 sent y0u.
CL: Understandable, g1ven y0ur facult1es.
LF: I did... So how do3s it work?
LF: I m3an... I r3ad that on3 girls tutorial... but I still don't g3t it...
CL: T0 my understand1ng, y0u s1mply need gather mater1als and slay 0pp0nents wh1le 1 d0 the systemat1c w0rk.
LF: Isn't th3r3 som3thing w3 n33d to do in th3 start...?
CL: 1 bel1eve y0u need t0 launch the game, h0wever 1 had assumed that y0u d1d.
CL: 1 then need t0 c0nnect t0 y0u, at wh1ch p01nt the game pr0per can beg1n.
LF: Okay... No on3 3ls3 has don3 it y3t... Should w3 g3t th3m in soon...?
CL: 1 w0uld bel1eve s0, unless y0u w1sh t0 create a tw0-pers0n sess10n wh1ch w0uld be alm0st ent1rely d00med t0 fa1lure.
LF: Uh... Y3ah... I figur3d that...
LF: Ar3 you going to t3ll th3m...? Or should I?
CL: Y0u seem t0 be the 0ne m0st acqua1nted w1th the l0t, 1 gather y0u 0ught t0 be the 0ne t0 c0ntact them. 1f they have techn1cal quest10ns y0u may as well d1rect them t0 me.
LF: Ah... Okay... I'll do that...
LF: Okay... I hav3 th3 program running...
CL: 1 shall be c0nnect1ng t0 y0u presently.
LF: You alr3ady know what I look lik3...
CL: 1 supp0se that's a g00d th1ng, g1ven that y0u are st1ll al1ve.
CL: There 1s a v1ew1ng mechan1sm bu1lt 1nt0 th1s pr0gram.
CL: 1t all0ws me t0 have a sem1-0mn1sc1ent v1ew 0f y0ur ab0de.
CL: 1 was referenc1ng y0ur att1re, by the way.
LF: That's kind of cr33py... 0.0
CL: 1 prefer t0 th1nk 0f 1t as a tact1cal advantage, all0w1ng me t0 g1ve y0u real-t1me 1nf0rmat10n 0n y0ur surr0und1ngs that y0u w0uld 0therw1se be unable t0 c0llect.
LF: W3ll, okay... I'd hop3 that th3 bathroom is c3nsor3d...
CL: As such, 1've created a number 0f analyt1cal pr0grams t0 pr0v1de me w1th feeds 0n certa1n 1nf0rmat10n.
LF: R3ally? You can do that?
CL: And n0, n0ne 0f the areas are cens0red, that w0uld defeat the purp0se 0f 0mn1sc1ence.
LF: ... W3ll th3n... L3ts start alr3ady...
CL: 1 can 1ndeed create pr0grams. 1 cann0t man1pulate the game 1tself but 1 can c0llect and analyze the data 1t 0utputs.
CL: There are a few 1tems 1 need t0 depl0y.
LF: Okay, what do I do with th3m?
CL: 1've depl0yed what appears t0 be called a "cruxtruder", wh1ch t0 my understand1ng requ1res 0pen1ng.
CL: There 1s als0 an alchem1ter wh1ch w1ll pr0v1de y0u w1th means t0 surv1ve.
CL: Y0u must use the T0tem Lathe 1 have just depl0yed t0 carve a crux1te d0wel fr0m the cruxtruder.
CL: N0w, take the carved d0wel 0ver t0 the Alchem1ter and actually 0pen the cruxtruder.
CL: 0nce y0u have 0pened sa1d cruxtruder, a wh1t1sh 0rb sh0uld emerge sem1-tr1umphantly.
LF: Wow! That looks so cool!
CL: 1 rec0mmend y0u 1gn0re 1ts v1ct0r10us act10ns and s1mply thr0w s0meth1ng 0f 1nterest 1nt0 1t.
CL: 1 rec0mmend y0u n0t pr0t0type 1t w1th y0urself.
CL: That w0uld m0st l1kely d00m 0ur sess10n.
LF: Uh... How about this... stuff3d animal of you?
LF: Or any of th3 oth3rs that I hav3?
CL: Preferably the 0ne 0f me, alth0ugh 1'm n0t sure h0w well a stuffed an1mal c0uld emulate my d1rect10n as a gu1de.
CL: Y0u kn0w, 1 l00k h1de0us 1n that blue ph0sph0rescent c0l0r.
CL: 1t's unbec0m1ng 0f me, and badly butchers my excess1vely 1ncred1ble cerulean c0l0r scheme f0r chat.
CL: N0w, take that crux1te d0wel and make an 1tem w1th the Alchem1ter.
CL: 0nce y0u d0 the 0bv10us act10n w1th the 1tem, y0u w1ll enter the "med1um" and w1ll be safe fr0m any mete0rs headed y0ur way.
CL: F0r 1nstance, y0u w0uld c0nsume an apple, 0r spray perfume, etc..
CL: 1 adv1se haste, that mete0r 1s start1ng t0 be awfully 1nt1m1dat1ng.
CL: N0w that 1 see y0u are 1n the med1um, 1 w1ll answer 0ne 0f these m1screant1c del1nquents.
CL: 1 b1d thee farewell, LF.
-- computationalLikeness [CL] ceased pestering lingeringFondness [LF] at 22:09 --