tagged by nightwring booooo thanks for the tag, ahay.
BEHOLD, THIS IS WHERE MY MIND GONE SWIRLING CRAZILY. I REPEAT. CRAZILY.
Choose five OTPs without looking at the questions first, then tag five people.
1. Denmark x Norway (Hetalia) a.k.a. DenNor
2. Giovanni x Cyrus (Pokemon) a.k.a. AbsoluteControlShipping
3. Lance x Steven Stone (Pokemon) a.k.a. NeoChampionShipping
4. Maxie x May (Pokemon) a.k.a. RedOrbShipping
5. Akashi x Kuroko (Kuroko no Basuke)a.k.a AkaKuro
Tagging sasakishaise x5 <3
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5? (Akashi x Kuroko)
OF COURSE THE FINAL ARC OF KnB the third season HAHAHAHA
2. Have you ever read fan fiction about 2? (Giovanni x Cyrus)
WOOOOO THERE’S MUCH, AND MUCH NSFW :9
3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID? (Maxie x May)
there, my tumblr profile picture. RedOrbShipping.
4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be? (Lance x Steven Stone)
5. Why is 1 so important? (Denmark x Norway)
BECUZ NOR IS TSUNDERE AND DEN IS DENSE(?). Denmark loved Norway and Norway just too shy to say he is in love. If there’s a price for rotten judgement, I guess he already won that (familiar enough with this? You must be already watched their cute mmd nordic video)
6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship? (Maxie x May)
OF COZ FUNNY AF. Maxie is a man who didnt experienced enough in love while May were curious towards him. Sometimes this ship is serious too, serious enough to make you scram.
7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry? MAXIE X MAY BABE, FIRST OF ALL THEY’RE IN THE SAME WORLD (Hoenn, LOL), IN OMEGA RUBY, IT PROVED THAT MAXIE SAYANG MAY(?) MAXIE CARE ABOUT MAY AND KIND TO HER.
8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
OMG THAT’S DENNOR. IN A SAME HOUSE. MAYBE SAME BED(?). AND ALWAYS TOGETHER(?)
9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom? (Pokemon)
SINCE I WAS 7, when i cared a lot of my pokemon and trained them all up to Lv. 100 and realized how dumb I was. YOU CAN COUNT HOW MANY TIMES AND NOW IM 17 AND STILL HARDCORE.
10. Which ship lasted the longest?
DENNOR OMG DENNOR. History said they break up during the apart of Kalmar Union but im not a big fan of history so I enjoy ship them as partner and lover? Curse me.
11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up? (Akashi x Kuroko)
Only once. When Kuroko gradutaed from Teiko. AND AKASHI DATED MAYUZUMI TO REPLACE HIM HAHAHAHA OMG AKASHI.
12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3? (DenNor or LanceSteven)
DENNOR COZ NORWAY HAVE HIS ALL FAERIES BEAT THEM(?) LANCESTEVEN COZ LANCE’S DRAGON KILLED THEM(?)
13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason? (Maxie x May)
Yes cuz Maxie was a terrorist and he didn’t want to boomed the media about May dating a terrorist so he did is his best to secure his relationship DAS SO KYUT MAXIE WANNA DATE ME TO? /slam
14. Is 5 still together? (AkaKuro)
OF COZ OF FUCKEN COZ THEY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING, SEE?
15. Is 1 canon? (Denmark x Norway)
SINCE WHEN A HOMOSEXUAL BEING CANON But they have many hints oh babe, DenNor is frickin close to canon.
16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win? ????
I DONT UNDERSTAND A BIT OF HUNGER GAMES BUT AkaKuro gonna win this. Akashi just have to use his emperor eyes after all.
17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship? (AkaKuro)
KUROKO IS THE ULTIMATE UKE OF KUROBAS SO WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?
death and beyond are u exaggerating probably DenNor and MaxieMay cuz they’re in the same world and have the strongest bond.
19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page? (Lance x Steven)
I SPENT ETERNITY FOR THEM Everytime i feel like it, I go to their post but there is nothing to be found, this ship is too crack to produce many shipping tihings and tags BUT TOO FRICKIN COCOK AND CUTE AND SERASI AND MAKE A GOOD MATCH. I gotta finish my own fanfiction to make it plus one.
20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which would it be?
EVIL YOU DRUNK SO GO HOME.